Tennis Coconut
@tenniscoconut.bsky.social
Tennis Nerd, World Wanderer, Creator of Sarita Dawn Designs, Public Servant, Angry Motherfucking Voter
I love this Fils vs Tiafoe match so much already. Both guys are bringing it. #CincyOpen
I obviously want Coco to win, but this Sara Bejlek is keeping it entertaining. #CincyOpen
I won’t be upset no matter who wins, but I’m going with local boy Nakashima tonite. #CincyTennis
Finally have a minute to relax after a long week of catch-up work from my trip to Cincy. Officially on the couch & watching some tennis. Life is good.
I snort-laughed so hard at this the person at the table next to me turned & looked. 🤣🤣🤣
Taylor Fritz's tennis.
My last match yesterday also ended in a battle with Arthur Fery getting the win. We had such a comfortable spot in uncomfortable conditions we ended up camping out on Champions court all day. Sad I have to fly home & go back to work now, but I had a blast at Cincy. Even through the weather.
That was a battle. Impressed Mensik pulled it out in the end. #CincyOpen
Still on the sunken court for Mateo Belluucci vs Jakob Mendel. So far it has been an evenly matched competitive set.
Chillin’ on Champions court aka the sunken court for Blockx vs Navone. This might be my fave court here. It’s intimate, there’s an awning with shade, & it allows a nice breeze.
For two days I thought this was an album promo for an artist named Ro in a glamour shot pose.Turns out it’s an ad for Serena’s drug & she’s giving herself a shot. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s an honor to watch her hit the shit out of a fuzzy green ball.
Even though we have Center Court tix we are currently camped out on Grandstand thru Tsitsias to see Queen Vee #CincyOpen #tennis
I don’t know who did the graphic design for the Cincy phone app, but the wrap around “e” in “schedule” section is driving me nuts.
DirtyOldBroad, Lawanda, & I made on site. It’s hot & muggy (& muddy parking lot) as fuck, but we are here & there is tennis being played so life is good. Currently taking advantage of the shade on the sunken court. #CincyOpen #tennis
Cincinnati qualifying os not being played today due to weather.
On the road to Cincy with DirtyOldBroad to meet up with Lawanda & PeterThaiGuy at KellyMungo’s place(spotty service & I can’t see anyone’s actual handle right now.) Gingers crossed the weather lets up enough for us to even see some tennis this week. #tennis
This by CNN is genuinely reprehensible. Everyone involved should be embarrassed. -The 'new pain' case vs Mamdani is *solely* his religion. -He was in NYC on 9/11, at grade school -Soon after attack GWB himself gave famous speech warning against blaming all Muslims for terrorism -25 yrs later, this.
Twenty-five years after the mayor of New York City became the champion of America's grief and resilience at the time of the 9/11 attacks, families of those killed are split on whether the current mayor should attend the annual remembrance. https://cnn.it/4zkKYdc
The Filipino dinosaur in the Eala crowd is sending me 🤣🤣🤣 She really is bringing the best out of fans.
Begging my #Wimbledon viewing with Grigor & Mateo on center court is a gift I joyfully accept.
"If nothing else, it's going to be a pretty match." -Grigor Dimitrov on facing Matteo Berrettini in the third round of #Wimbledon
Holy fuck I'm gonna need several hours to recover from this Possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen
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I will NOT be watching the @rolandgarros.com men’s final. I have zero interest is seeing a domestic abuser be lauded & excused instead of ever facing any type accountability. Now for the women, I will be up at dawn to watch them live. #tennis
I love Vicky Mboko's game and gentle personality, and I'm excited that she's carrying the flag for Canadian tennis. But I'll just say it -- a healthy Karolina Muchova in full command of her game makes me extremely happy. #MiamiOpen