Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.
Joe John Sanchez III
@joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social
Portland-based comedian and (sometimes) artist who bravely identifies as openly adorable.
Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)
Bring back my girls (where they at?) Bring back my girls (get 'em back) Bring back my girls (come on) Bring back my (ladies) Bring back my girls But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
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It would be wild if I started using this app
Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat
I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)
My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!
So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop
If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”
Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.
Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.
Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever
Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.
We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.
me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
Daniel@firstknivesclub.bsky.social · 2y agoName a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.
I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!
show me your legs bluesky? FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
Your (fresh) dungeon master@urdungeonmaster.bsky.social · 2y agoShow me your legs bluesky
Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!
Follow Brendo! He’s funnier than me, and I’m mostly only here to look at butts.
Brendan Creecy@brendoman.bsky.social · 2y agoFollow Joe John! They're one of the funniest people I know.
Wanting to be part of crowd work at a comedy show is inherently queer. Oh, you want ATTENTION? You mean the gayest thing of all time?!?!
Give Hilary Duff a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars for her comically bad Italian accent in The Lizzie McGuire Movie.
No idea what app that’s NOT called Twitter that I’m supposed to be tweeting on.