Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm

This is his day

My ocd was right about something and I feel like this is about to ruin 2 years of progress.

This is a message for Donald Trump. Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.

I have a confession. Although I am making active attempts to get better at it, I really struggle to recognize AI. Like a "will die first in the technologic uprising" kind of way 😭😭

One of the hardest parts about moving is having to build rapport with the employees at the gas station closest to your new house.

Since were in the middle of moving, we have to lock our cats in the bedroom when we are hauling shit in. Circe, who will never do what shes told, has to be carried into the bedroom. Cheese, who will do anything to avoid being picked up, runs up the stairs into the room as soon as I pick up Circe.

Thinking about the time I worked in fast food, and this lady put in an order for like 5 combos, and afterwards I was like "and you said a sprite on the #1, right?" And she HUFFED, then repeated her whole order to me like I was brain dead.

I FOUND HIM!!!

kris🏳️‍⚧️ possible spoilers@spookkyfoxx.bsky.social · 2w ago

I lost my childhood favorite beanie baby last time I moved, but had hoped that maybe he would turn up again. Im moving again and going through all my stuff and it looks like he may be gone for real and im so devastated that I want to throw up

I want cities to be walkable, sittable, AND shittable

It turns out that my cats' automatic feeder was making Circe food aggressive. We've been feeding them by hand since we moved and she is so much more chill

At least it was a close run, 52% and 48%

kris🏳️‍⚧️ possible spoilers@spookkyfoxx.bsky.social · 2w ago

God fucking damn. The failed football coach obsessed with furries is my fucking governor now. I hate this state.

God fucking damn. The failed football coach obsessed with furries is my fucking governor now. I hate this state.

something something pokemon go vote.

The day I have to enter my ID to use a social media platform is the day I stop using that social media platform

I lost my childhood favorite beanie baby last time I moved, but had hoped that maybe he would turn up again. Im moving again and going through all my stuff and it looks like he may be gone for real and im so devastated that I want to throw up

The Birmingham mayor wore a grill to an event this week and people have been posting tiktoks of him dancing, and I did not realize he was that fine. His head shot on Facebook does not do him justice.

Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

I think many people have kids as some sort of redemption arc for their bad childhoods and I feel like it is toxic and unfair to birth a whole ass person into the world to "heal your inner child". Go to therapy, fuck.

The crisis team i used to be a part of struggles to stay fully staffed, so they've allowed employees from different depts to work part time PRN. I was not eligible to work part time when I changed jobs because they wanted me to get used to my new job first. I was going to wait 6 months then ask if i

I finally figured it out and I would not be able to afford the mortgage on a 350k house. The best I could do is 130k right now and houses that price are not in a safe part of town 😭

kris🏳️‍⚧️ possible spoilers@spookkyfoxx.bsky.social · 3w ago

Why do they make everything about buying a home a whole enigma?? Like im just trying to figure out how much a mortgage payment on a FHA loan for a $350k house would be to see if I can actually afford living there, but apparently I have to look at tea leaves and bones to figure it out.

When your best friend is your mans best friend and hes trying to talk her out of a motorcycle and I am actively talking her into a mullet

Why do they make everything about buying a home a whole enigma?? Like im just trying to figure out how much a mortgage payment on a FHA loan for a $350k house would be to see if I can actually afford living there, but apparently I have to look at tea leaves and bones to figure it out.

The mountain goats write music for me exclusively

kris🏳️‍⚧️ possible spoilers@spookkyfoxx.bsky.social · 4w ago

The Mountain Goats write music for people who listen to NPR

*Ian McKellen at center stage, spotlit before a hushed theater* there’s a super party animal. His name is Spuds McKenzie

The Mountain Goats write music for people who listen to NPR

God I fucking love a job game

All girlies really want is to make potions

can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.