Parker
@parkj0hn.bsky.social
co-founder, socials @paletteswap.site writing @ ign, kotaku, nintendo life, techraptor biz email: parker at paletteswap dot site
did not watch the fire emblem direct but I am very pleased to be seeing the Fire Emblem Gun all over my timeline
One man is on the hunt for his SSD containing Bitcoin, but is far more interested in the value of the drive itself. paletteswap.site/dif...
my close personal friend pablo sanchez and I are going live right now. you aren't gonna want to miss it pablo just said he's hitting a grand slam tonight and I believe him. WATCH NOW: www.twitch.tv/paletteswapmag
Nintendo announced a new Wii U Direct, aiming to revive the console with backwards-ports of Switch games. paletteswap.site/dif...
on an incredible streak of having normal interactions on facebook marketplace. how long will my luck last
Big Hops. Big Walk. Big Year for co-op gaming
News time! 🚨 On August 9th our Steam version will transform to become BIG HOPS TOGETHER. - Play the full adventure ONLINE with 8 players - Pick up and throw your friends - Tongue swing from other players - Steal items from each other's backpacks - Story and collection progress is shared
On the eve of the film's release, MCU fan theorists across the internet finally cracked the franchise’s next big reveal. paletteswap.site/dif...
I 100% have not changed a single goddamn thing about how I write here in the age of "AI." I write how I write. If the "AI" writes anything like how I write, it's because it stole from me. I'm gonna use any punctuation I like, and if it looks "AI"ish to you, you can go fuck yourself.
Authors and journalists are doing more first-person (hello 2010s blogging) and embracing "mistakes" in writing to prove they're not chatbots. There's even an “anti-Grammarly" app that leaves in typos and signs off "sent from my iPhone" to create more authenticity: www.wired.com/story/more-t...
For @aftermath.site's Hater Week, I wrote about how deeply I hate Adobe aftermath.site/i-hate-adobe/
I Hate Adobe
Adobe is a wretched, exploitative company that loves generative AI. Many are coerced into paying money for their software and the software runs like garbage.
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going to SGDQ in person is one of my biggest highlights of the year so far. wrote about why here:
Summer Games Done Quick is more than just a good time; it’s a testament to the spirit of doing your best. paletteswap.site/tru...
if they still don't win a ring this year embiid might officially be the biggest loser in the league
Per Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.
Laborers at Dire Dire Docks are on strike this week to achieve merely “dire” working conditions. paletteswap.site/dif...
did I just not know ball on tomodachi life or is it wild that it's consistently selling this well
June 2026 U.S. Projected Top 10 Best-Selling Games Ranked on Physical & Full Game Digital Dollar Sales (Excludes Mobile and Digital Add-On Content)
MMA fans will have the opportunity to bet on a historic underdog ahead of this weekend’s pay-per-view event. paletteswap.site/dif...
WRONG! the only game of the year is slay the spire 2, which will also be the game of the year for all subsequent years
Your Game of the Year will be different from IGN's GOTY, your favorite podcast's GOTY, and the Official Keighley GOTY. And that rules!
he really described Twitch chat as a form of the oral tradition
went to the doctor to get tested for the diarrhea parasite and the receptionist just said "bro's a big pooper" and the whole waiting room laughed
you wouldn't believe what happened to me the other day ----- I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened To Me
I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened…
I always considered 1992’s Under Siege a mediocre action movie, nothing more. That was before it saved my life.
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