If you heard Nicolas Cage's John Madden impression and weren't told it was a John Madden impression it would take you a really really really long time to guess that's what it's supposed to be

Al Michaels wondering why the Atlanta Falcons aren't sure their fourth-quarter lead is big enough yet. Al there's some lore here

Packers generally looking as lost as the Amazon-O-Vision itself

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi · 10h ago

Every play the Amazon-O-Vision manages to spotlight the guy who is doing the least

ATL chant the only crowd sound at Lambeau. Finally classing that dump up

The Panthers must be incredible

Every play the Amazon-O-Vision manages to spotlight the guy who is doing the least

Man, Amazon Prime Vision with Next Gen Stats is so cool. I get a spotlight on Kyle Pitts as they're not throwing at him and I can see him not getting the ball on every snap. Transformative.

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

The Watch Grid schedule guide, Week 4: - An 11-hour Friday - Too American for Manning Family stuff - Drugs 🤝 Math - 🚨 Fraud Bowl 🚨 - Sac State unlocks world's worst achievement - You wanted LESS Trinidad Chambliss?

2026’s best college football schedule yet, plus Trinidad Chambliss’ situation (Gift Article)

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Pablo Torre@pablo.show · 24h ago

Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...

Who will be first to get this tattoo

Well yeah what the fuck else am I there for

The Onion@theonion.com · 2d ago

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/

Discovered I was on the clock at the same time I realized a draft was even happening. I'd never felt more like the Atlanta Falcons

Shutdown Fullcast@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 2d ago

Right on time, here before the beginning of the 2026 college football season is an annual tradition that we forgot about until springing it on ourselves in Week 4

Imagining a lib president who spent all day worrying about something called "the Kennedy Center" (idk what that is) while hamburgers cost $93

i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2d ago

Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades

I've heard this Unstoppable Most Popular Song Of All Time two times, both times while trying to confirm whether I've heard it or not. Soon I'll have to check a third time

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3d ago

“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).

Not a single person will go along with this, but it'd be a big branding victory for Allen Iverson

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"

That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1

ElectionCord@electioncord.com · 4d ago

I'm sorry but this is hilarious. Trump's approval for the economy has gone so low it actually broke the scale on the Ipsos graph

Can I tell you about another Trinity with multiple beings who are the same being somehow working together in some vague way

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social · 5d ago

The GOAT

Good to hear. Clocking out now 🤝

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 5d ago

it’s simple, folks: lose now and you might as well pack it in

To be clear I did not lobby for the Falcons to play Jack Strand because it will make them better. There is no need to hope for that. I lobbied for it because he is large

He’s literally arch manning

Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 5d ago

Every day is weirder than the day before.

Thank you to Lane Kiffin for being a guy who sucks so bad that all his comeuppances are parties Also NC State did this week's blooper nobody had really ever even considered possible before, someone up there is tired of watching Clemson, and will someone please give Brent Venables more money

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Kojima sir I will listen to your weird music

IGN@ign.com · 5d ago

Hideo Kojima says the partnership with Xbox goes beyond games and that they share the idea of wanting to "create an IP" that can be a game, a movie, music, and more. For more from our exclusive interview: https://bit.ly/4r7JEXe

I did indeed

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi · 5d ago

Did you see the shot near the end of the broadcast of Ole Miss players pointing right at Kiffin as they ran past him

One of these teams does not belong in FBS. See if you can identify which

Got the whole songbook going

Katie Shook@katieshook.bsky.social · 5d ago

THEY’RE PLAYING CALLIN BATON ROUGE I LOVE THIS SPORT

The puffy helmet decided it

Pete Golding going for two there is both so hardcore (fuck you we're going for two) and so honest (they're probably gonna score again)