Spent four hours this morning completely re-working the layout for my LCARS Bluesky reskin. To the layperson it will likely look EXACTLY the same as my previous version, but *laughs insanely* NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
Mae Dean
@maegodhavemercy.com
Creator of Real Life Comics way back in 1999, and occasionally since then. Old™ of some repute. Involuntary Delightful.🏳️⚧️ she/her.
Hey! Money is extremely tight and I could 100% use some new clients 😅
Liz brought back gifts for us from New Orleans, and mine was my first Tarot deck, as you’re supposed to have it gifted to you. It’s a thing. Naturally, she got me a Star Trek TNG deck. Because she’s AMAZING. The major arcana are all bang-on selections, but… HOW FUCKING DARE THEY.
Validating my stance that the guy who let me go (which started my INSANELY LONG hunt for a new job) is a piece of crap who is not to be trusted…. I made the mistake of agreeing to do some freelance work last week, it sucked THE ENTIRE TIME… …and he was supposed to pay me on Friday. Nothing yet.
Jodie designed the logo of @herecomestomorrow.net , among other more important projects. She's an incredible and skilled artist, and you'd be lucky to hire her.
Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.
I COMPLETELY forgot to share this last month, but for my birthday gift back in June, Liz managed to get a pair of tickets for me and the kiddo to go see Weird Al in concert. It was her first concert ever, and she’s the SAME AGE as when I went to my first concert ever, also Weird Al.
Liz brought home Pralines from New Orleans, and somehow they managed to make something SWEETER than sugar. My god. Tasty, but MY GOD.
How old am I? Old enough that when I saw this sign, my first thought was “D’AAAAH I HEARD THAT!”
My kid got some new millipedes the other day to add to her collection (some male and female ivory millipedes) and god damn if they’re not kind of cute. When they’re interested, they “nibble”, which honestly feels more like they’re licking you. Also, this one pooped on me. New experience unlocked. 🤨
🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶
I friggen’ love living right next to a power spot. It makes hosting G-MAX raids SO much easier. (Especially since my kid can also queue up a hosted raid in PokeGenie, and we can get upwards of 40 participants. FROM HOME.)
At the urging of my dad, I’ve finally started to watch Dark Matter, and while it took three episodes before I really started to get into it, it grabbed me like crazy. And then I just watched the episode “Jupiter” and HOLY FUCKING WHAT. They skipped eleven and cranked it to twelve. Holy shit.
Liz has been in New Orleans since Sunday, first for work but the last two days, two of her friends flew in so they could essentially just take her out sightseeing and hanging out, which is rad. (Plus, free extra trip!) They went to Lafayette cemetery today, and Liz was super excited to find this.
I just came out of a 5-hour “illustrator design / CSS / python” hyperfocus session and I swear the fugue state it LEGIT. I feel like it’s been eons since I saw the sunlight. Civilizations have risen and fallen. And then one sandwich later, and things make sense again. :D
I want you guys to know how much you mean to me. I was able to get the $900 sent to my landlord, and with the freelance money I’m getting in from the stuff I’ve done this week, we’ll be able to get our payment for next week done as well. Thank you SO MUCH!!!
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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If you can, please help this wonderful woman and her family
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Please help Mae if you can.
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Shit - I need some help. I need to get some money to my landlord today, and I won’t get paid for the freelance stuff I’ve been doing this week until Monday. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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I’ve been using my time the last few days while I’m all alone by going through my older pre-2016 comics in an attempt to finally get transcriptions for every comic, and maaaaan some of this early stuff is ROUGH. Fat jokes, a racist Chinese caricature… and I’d already edited out r-words before.
This just got reposted again (thanks Robin!) and my god, if this isn’t the most beautiful representation of a trans/cis lesbian lifetime of happiness, I don’t know what is. It will stay with me FOREVER.
pink in the night (2019)
Every now and again when I’m talking to my landlord about how my job search is going, he’ll ask about if I’m using AI and such, or if I could use it to make the comic, and I have to work SO HARD not to get incredibly shitty with him in an attempt to not get my ass kicked out. But god, EW.
Sooooo…. Note to self: just because you’re alone for the next week doesn’t mean you should forget to put on the CPAP mask at night. Pretty sure I’m a reanimated corpse right now.
Welp, I’m officially on my own for the week. Liz is in New Orleans on a work trip, so I’m rollin’ solo. I am gonna get SO much nothing done. :D
In nearly two years, I’ve only had five actual interviews (and two MLM scam job orientations, not to mention the open Park Ranger recruitment orientation that wound up being the “arrest drug dealers” kind of Ranger), and NAILED three of them. Still no job. Iced Coffee or no.
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
MOTHER FUCKER. I had like a 10-post thread going about the most recent episode of SNW, and swapped apps to check something, and when I swapped back one second later, Bluesky decided to refresh and I lost the whole fucking thing. And like… im not gonna retype all that. Fucking vibe-coded crap.
I swear to god, when I can finally afford a haircut again I’m getting it cut above the shoulder. THISN IS TOO MUCH HAIR.