Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
@maxbrockbank.com
Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. ½ US, ½ UK, 💯% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social) I do sarcasm. A lot. I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots. Don't be a dick!
Trump supporter: Having thick skin and fixing everything the Democrats screwed up. Q: What did the Democrats screw up? TS: A lot of stuff. Q: Example? TS: I'm not gonna say. Q: One thing? TS: Selling out our country to Russia.
Procrastination is just optimism about how productive you’ll be later.
🖕💯👊 Netanyahu appeared shaken as most UN delegates walked out of the General Assembly hall, while he was booed. #cdnpoli
I assume from this that when Reform collapses Braverman will not find a warm welcome from the Tories.
Who can honestly say that they NEVER supported Donald Trump even for a single moment?! 🤚
A USAF transport aircraft seen coming into land at Vnukovo Airport in Moscow today. It flew from Joint Base Andrews near Washington, D.C., via Riga in Latvia. The purpose of the flight has not yet been revealed, but no catering trucks were reported near the plane at either DC or Riga.
When Andy Burnham started making his move on Starmer back in 2025, he criticised Brexit and spoke of rejoining to get pro-EU supporters on his side. But now he's PM, he's stabbed us all in the back by retaining Starmer's red lines against the Single Market, the Customs Union and Freedom of Movement.
!["There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."
Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism
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Don’t go expecting lower gas prices any time soon, America.
Nine arrests, suspicion of being part of an organised crime group.
Organised crime arrests as police investigate A66 crash that killed seven
Nine men and three women are arrested as police investigate the lead-up to the crash that killed seven people.
bbc.co.uk
Says Richard Tice, a divorced man in a relationship with Isabel Oakeshott, also a divorcee, speaking for a party led by a twice-divorced man, as he tells us unmarried people should be deprioritised for social housing. One rule for me. Another for thee.
Under our new housing policy, anyone whose partner is not born in the UK will be entitled to have five houses. Oh... sorry, that’s just me.
You know, I'm starting to think the Supreme Court of the United States of America might not be so apolitical after all
That sobbing you can hear outside is Lord Hannan of CANZUK beating his tiny little fists against an invisible Brexit unicorn
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayMark Carney: "This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world's second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership"
When fully documented, the Trump administration will be remembered as the most corrupt and evil in modern American history… Full stop! 😎✨
But you never see them in the same room together .... Eh? Eh?
Tesla self-driving v14.3.7 bids for a quick exit from a multi-storey car-park by heading straight for a wire fence , forcing the human driver to disengage to avoid a six-floor drop! Musk calls self-driving “a solved problem”. Seems a bit of a final solution to me.
It's looking like Canada is going to put it's large thumb on the scales for the US midterms with precision guided tariff missiles designed to bring quick pain to trump voters in tight races at low cost... 🤔 Good! 👍 Launch scheduled for 1100ET/1000CT/0900MT/0800PT... True North Strong & Free! 😎🇨🇦🍁✊
Be careful what you wish for. King Donald the Mad's name's all over it.
