On the one hand, if the polls are accurate, 'Are Nige is on track for a "landslide victory" in Clacton! On the other hand, he's winning against a Bin, AND he's going to be investigated again for dodgy deals which could result in him losing his seat.

I'll take "Things never gonna happen" for $8647

But whilst he's waiting on the inevitable legal rebuttal. He's no doubt be personally making shitloads on the side through crypto bets.

Let's play Jeopardy! Reality bites for $8647. What will never happen?

Everyone’s expectations got skewed over the past week but Abdul El-Sayed getting $70 million spent against him in a state he lost a primary by like 20 points eight years ago and still winning last night is probably the most impressive electoral accomplishment of the decade.

BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.

Facts suck, if you're delusional and in a cult.

Idiots out in force already on Facebook and X banging on about "migrants" and how Sadiq Khan's London "isn't safe"... even as they entirely ignore the nature of this very worrying incident

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.

My son was wearing a "Vote Reform" t-shirt and an "I love Nigel" baseball hat. He's been spat at, abused, slapped around the head and told he's a brainless twat. God knows what's going to happen to him once he gets out of the house...

THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......

King Donald the Mad just used a little known trade authority — Section 122 — to add a 10% global tariff on top of every existing tariff, in the name of "national security". It will undoubtedly be crushed in the courts, but then losing in court is his latest fetish.

Current mood.

The UK Conservatives want Jewish groups to meet their new Neo-Nazi ex-con candidate.

Tories offer Jewish groups meeting with ex neo-Nazi activist candidate

Joshua Bonehill-Paine was jailed over neo-Nazi activism, but has been selected to stand in a new Somerset Council seat in 2027.

bbc.co.uk

Just now.

A civilian medical plane went down after an experimental US military GPS jamming test reportedly disrupted its radar. Every person aboard lost their life. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

You can fool some of the people ALL of the time.

Andrew Whiteley@andrewwhiteley.bsky.social · 9h ago

Big cat energy.

'The longest ballot paper in British political history is costing four times as much to print than regular ballot papers... The list for the Clacton parliamentary by-election, which was prompted by the resignation of Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, is 90cm (3ft) long.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Clacton by-election ballot list costing four times more

The list of 34 candidates standing in the Clacton by-election is nearly a metre long.

bbc.co.uk

Plastic. Technology which filtered air was known to be more effective at dispersing particles of Covid-19 than plexi-glass screens which did nothing. But despite Air Filtration Units also having long term benefits, they used less Plastic. Plastic and Oil will always find a way 🤑💰💸💸

Ukrainian drones have destroyed a Wildberries hub in Aleksin, Tula, 150km south of Moscow. #explodey

Apparently Badenoch has now decided he can't be an MP, but a local authority councillor is OK.

Sustainable Us@havantenviro.bsky.social · 13h ago

Fighting against Fascism and Nazism has a special place in UK history and politics, not limited to Socialists and Communists opposing it. 700 British fascists were imprisoned during WWII to protect democracy and the war effort. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It was over for Max Miller politically when he said his wife couldn’t have been abused because she offered to make him dinner 6 days later. He may not have known it when he said it, but that was the end. You have to be a sick bastard to come up with that as your defense.

As I see it, the situation is early release, NOT pardons. All of those freed are under threat of recall, and not just for reoffending. I wonder how many of those clamouring to have the recalls stopped support the death penalty? Or, to put another way: killing is wrong, so we're going to kill you.

Worth stating that the $9bn they profited comes at someone else's expense. Fraud like this should carry significant prison time. Doubtless no one will ever face scrutiny for this corruption. 😡

“We have those moving pictures you can watch on the talking box”. Is this dementia or mental illness? 25th Ammendment anyone?