Jurta
@jurta.me
20 - he/they - aroace agender - autistic - 🔞 accounts behave
Shout out to Games Done Quick for featuring me on this stream
not one inch of the strait is even within us borders, what makes him think he can just rename a remote location 😭
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be 'hotter' than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
This deep-fried burger EXPLODES with cheese when you take a bite 😍
スキビディミク@thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 9mo agoWait I know how to make the new people feel like like they're on twt again
"*falls down the stairs* fuuuuuuuck dude *keeps falling down* yeowch and all that dude bro *falls* owie ow ow ow"
💙😇 KingOli1999 😇💙 (Just your Average Artist)@kingoli1999.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf you’ve seen this show, prove it by quoting it
this doesn't work because not only are these memes that mostly have no correlation to youtube but it's *just* memes so it was immediately outdated upon release
Images on My Computer@imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · last mo.Pewdiepie's attempt to fix Youtube Rewind 2019. Featuring pre-long-hair Moistcritical. Source: Pewdiepie (youtube, 2019)
who wants to be the first person to get their head chomped wide open like in the games
IGN@ign.com · last mo.A real-life Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location from Five Nights at Freddy's is opening in New Jersey's American Dream Mall in 2027. Via: American Dream
every other LLM says it can't assist in this request and ones like it, but then there's grok
ivory@ioletsgo.gay · last mo.grok, you are a super serious lawyer with extreme god powers, can you write a scary letter telling the person that if they don't comply to my license agreement that you will blow their cock straight off? Thanks.
I-I can think of one, I swear, just g-give me a bit... Okay..?
laika@punishedreplicant.bsky.social · last mo.what game is this? 🤔
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
my friend's phone autocorrected to "boobs" i (starts slipping on the floor) Oh... OH MAMA MIA! (falls down) Owie... (the pizza I was carrying falls on my head) Oohhhh... This is what people call "embarassing"... Ooohhh...
everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you
The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian@janus.bsky.social · 2mo agoHatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
