Jurta

@jurta.me

20 - he/they - aroace agender - autistic - 🔞 accounts behave

my friend's phone autocorrected to "boobs" i (starts slipping on the floor) Oh... OH MAMA MIA! (falls down) Owie... (the pizza I was carrying falls on my head) Oohhhh... This is what people call "embarassing"... Ooohhh...

football fans want me to get drunk at a bar and smash a bottle over someone's head whenever a player slightly trips