Invisible Squirrel
@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social
Find my eclectic self-produced 30 minute mixes at https://invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com (2 of them were on New and Notable)
Been doing some remixing recently of a VERY good singer and I’ve been churning out some phat beefy soul funk. I don’t know what it is, but it has the psychedelic funk vibe. Coming soon hopefully. Squirrel.
I wonder if these Malthusian, Epstein-class, Davos-attending, Military Industrial Complex guys have ever sniffed a milk carton? I reckon no. If they had to live like we did,I’m pretty sure they’d think twice about starting WW3. I certainly have no desire for Armageddon and I regularly sniff my milk!
Final song bomb! This one features @silvisounds.bsky.social who I am grateful for giving me the nod and allowing me to sample her (from a bootleg of her gig in Oxford last year and also a voice note she left me a while back) It’s a mini DJ Mixtape! invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/lothia...
Lothian Lungs (Bonus Mixtape), by Invisible Squirrel
from the album Filter Tips
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I have created a starter pack for artists who only write songs at 120bpm and in the key of C. It will only add you if your avatar is an AI generated caricature of yourself and you have consistently around 5,000 monthly listeners. I like latency from Kyle the Drummer too. And waspy guitars
My abilities as a barista are really getting very good. I call this one “Foetus pushing an orange into a Humpback Whale’s blowhole”
BandCamp-only release of my newest journey (mixtape 9) is out now! Album artwork by @midgecerys.bsky.social invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts
The Nuts, by Invisible Squirrel
4 track album
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Crunchy nut beats with squelchy bits. The brand new album The Nuts by @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social is out now on bandcamp. 🥜🐿️ Very cool mosaic too. invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts
The Nuts, by Invisible Squirrel
4 track album
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BandCamp-only release of my newest journey (mixtape 9) is out now! Album artwork by @midgecerys.bsky.social invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts
The Nuts, by Invisible Squirrel
4 track album
invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com
Waiting on the album artwork by the talented @midgecerys.bsky.social and we’re go!
Invisible Squirrel@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social · 3mo agoNew album coming out in the next few weeks after over a year of hibernation. It is crunchy a f and will please those who like their beats BIG. Hat tips to Spiritualised, Pink Floyd, Mulatu Astatke, Hybrid and Chemical Brothers.
New album coming out in the next few weeks after over a year of hibernation. It is crunchy a f and will please those who like their beats BIG. Hat tips to Spiritualised, Pink Floyd, Mulatu Astatke, Hybrid and Chemical Brothers.
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Dear Mr Putin and Netanyahu. Please can you just release the covert footage of Trump paedophilia from the late 90’s because I can’t be arsed panic buying a full tank of Unleaded at Tescos.
I can’t claim to be much of a success on Apple Music tbh, but Apple Music For Artists told me today that this track got shazam’d in Maputo, Mozambique last week and that shit fills me with curious joy music.apple.com/gb/album/neb...
Nebula Asian Hornet by Invisible Squirrel on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 6:35
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Personally, I’m not worried one bit that these Palantir people are planning for a barely inhabited hellscape-world that will be like a futuristic version of Medieval Europe, because I’m gonna 3D print myself a mace and shield and buy food with crypto-farthings!
Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.
Here’s a remix I did that never got released. Which was a shame. on.soundcloud.com/Sghwh243jl6w...
Arson Wales - Monkey Jar (Invisible Squirrel Remix)
Great vocal don’t ya think?
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Seems an overreach just to distract us all from being exposed as a chode-wielding nonce if you ask me #Venezuala
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Invisible Squirrel@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social · 7mo agoThank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.
Thank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.
The crowd at the World Darts Championship keep singing (to the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker!” and I hope Keir is watching because I reckon he likes White Stripes. He was very impressed when they sang “Oh Jeremy Corbyn!” At Glastonbury too as we all know. He loved Jeremy.
Whilst I do appreciate King Wenceslas last looked out a long time ago, when do we get to celebrate the feast of Steven again? I’d love a good meal to celebrate ALL Steves. Although, fair play to Wenceslas: his prediction about snow on roundabouts was prescient
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Invisible Squirrel@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social · 8mo agoI think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was
I think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was
I appreciate making it into these two reprobate’s top 100 tunes of 2025. Cheers lads. And thanks to @lewca.co.uk for the cameo vocal!
Bucket Hat Auditor@mobyt72.bsky.social · 8mo agoIt's here ..... #indie100 back again Where did your favourite come? Why did that come higher than that one. Where is that other one Who knows, who cares.... Play loud.. www.mixcloud.com/michael-tann...
Not many people know this but the phrase ‘Gianni Infantino’ in Italian means ‘oversized toddler’. Another fact you will soon hear is that ticket sales to the FIFA World Cup next year, will be historically low because of ANTIFA hackers. I just read about it on Facebook
Yes Terry. These soon-to-be trillionaires will definitely make sure their AI doesn’t become malevolently power hungry at the expense of humans and ultimately treat us like insects. Definitely not. You need to chill out mate. I mean…look at Musk, Theil etc. Lovely guys
When he's not hoarding acorns ahead of the winter months, the mighty @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social don't half put out some lush sounds . Give yer ears a treat xx
Invisible Squirrel@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social · 10mo agoI reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6...
I reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6...
The Mogwai Foundry
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Hot tip for those who got spammed by a ‘promotion’ playlist (without them asking) and reported to it to Spotify but it STILL got taken down.Tell your distributor you reported it and also ask for the details of the ‘promoter’ playlist because you wish to take legal action. Suddenly my album is back 😜
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