I bet when Gen Z hears the song counting blue cars by dishWalla when they say, tell me all your thoughts on God, they put a comma in there
Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
#STL shitposter, recovering reply-guy just trying to make it through unscathed #transrights
How many drafts do you have because you keep hitting the blue button when you really meant to delete it but the red button is not obvious enough.
For some when translating “you only live once” it becomes “you live once only” #YLOO
Jesus.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d agoFeds say GOP candidate Thomas Ross schemed for weeks to plant cocaine and Adderall on primary rival Louise Secker to sink her campaign. Ross, won the nomination by 32 votes last month, was charged Wednesday with conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. missouriindependent.com/2026/09/03/m...
Yall probably knew this already but I just found out that jt was the Media and not Doctors that said MSG was bad for you. Its not, but in the late 60’s racism took hold on media stories about “chinese restaurant syndrome” and MSG Wild
"advisory". Using "order" indicates a quite different, higher level of seriousness.
See alt text. Lots of heavy rain across the area with flash flooding #stlwx
Jason@threefourteen.bsky.social · 3w agoHeads up #stlwx
When the front desk asks “how was your stay?” They mean that rhetorically.
“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn
Hawley is gay? <fawns gasp> Its always the ones you most expect right?!?
People think y2k was much ado about nothing but it was the preparation that kept things chill. The venn diagram od people who thought that and covid deniers is a circle
Next time you do pushups (for those who partake anyway) count every other one then x2 when you get done. You’ll find you completed more than your usual number.
This is how scientists and researchers extract cat venom in hopes of treating the hundreds of thousands of cat bites that occur every year.
Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social · 4w agoIf I had fangs like that, I’d be doing it too 🐈⬛ IG: @gordygrayson
Will a bar mix a “new” drink based on my proportions/directions? Obviously I would pay for said cocktail.
Work on your SELF 1. Sustenance feeds the body and mind (Inputs). 2. Exercise trains the physical vessel (Output/Capacity). 3. Love anchors the emotional state (Relational). 4. Fulfillment gives direction and meaning to the whole endeavor (Purpose).
Abbreviating “republican tour bus” as “Semi” is wild tho
Jim@jimstewart.bsky.social · 4w agoDate night is fucking crazy in Indy these days, y'all.
This last one is just a personal version. #rules Look directly at the world. Assumptions blind you, direct experience teaches. 2. True strength sits in the middle. Avoid extremes of cowardice & recklessness. 3. Treat health as a daily operating system, not a quick fix or sudden miracle.
I got one for relationships too…#rules Relationship 1. Study who they are today, not who they were. 2. Unspoken rules become unexpected traps. 3. Two complete circles, not one split down the middle. 4. Neither silence nor fire. Speak from the center.
Framework for successful governments 1-10 1. Build for the century, not the news cycle. 2. The rule that bends for one breaks for all. 3. Silence the thinkers and the state starves. 4. Extremes burn the center; govern the middle.
Girly girl here, reporting for duty. 🫡 They have washed "his" top hair and removed a lot of excess product and the stylist is using a round brush to blow it out and way less hairspray to tack it down on his head when they comb it over from the back. Science matters, people.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.is Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here?
Dude now I want to see him with his shaved head though. Sticking and gluing that shit on. It exudes alpha male
South Carolina Department of Propaganda@southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 4w agoRelease the #EpsteinFiles!
Anyone want an idea for viral tiktok / reels video trend hit me up. Must be a bartender or similar mixologist
the pardon protections were time windowed to before 2025, so anything he said during the hearing they could try to prosecute him for (e.g. trumped up perjury charges)