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Games Producer Formerly Epic/Mediatonic Founder at Biscuit Factory Games @biscuitfactorygames.com Wishlist Papaya Plaza today! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4580030/Papaya_Plaza/

I have separated the art from the artist, carefully drawing a knife along the grain of the art. We can mix the art with paraffin or beeswax to make a great fire starter, while the artist will form the ribs of our woven basket. Start by weaving 6 artists together in a cross shape

Jessica Ellis@baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.

Papaya Plaza is in the Wholesome Games Celebration on Steam - August 6–13! 🌴🍉 To celebrate, we’ve released a freshly updated demo! Head back to the plaza to experience a host of new features, improvements and bug fixes. Don't forget to share your feedback or leave a review for us. Happy Building!

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Help me. I don't know what I'm doing and need someone to tell me if these new features are good. Are they good? Is this melon bird too fast? Are these my legs? Why do I wake up tired? These questions need answers!

Biscuit Factory Games@biscuitfactorygames.com · 3mo ago

We're looking for a handful of mayors to join our closed beta and help us test gameplay, features and find pesky bugs! Sign up to the playtest in the link below or on our Discord🍉

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

10,000 WISHLISTS, BEEP! 🥭 As a tiny indie team, we’ve put a lot of heart & soul into Papaya Plaza. We’ve been listening to your feedback & are working hard to create the best possible Papaya Plaza! We appreciate your support more than you know. Thank you for playing the demo!

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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.