Republicans keep telling me that they liked me better before I was political. I’ve been outspokenly political since middle school. When did you like me better, when I was 9? Oh, actually that tracks.
Mr. Black
@5ringss.bsky.social
Jiu-jitsu. Hip hop. Pro wrestling. BDSM. Gaming. Leg day. If you can dodge a child, you can dodge an armbar.
I've had multiple comedians tell me this is my best hour. The show is mainly a look at my battles with anxiety and mental health. It's vulnerable, sharp, and the most fun I've had on stage in a long time. I'm not actually killing any butterflies. It's a metaphor. Tickets on my website, as always.
Just so we’re clear - Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
game dev pro tip: if you're struggling with motivation, try setting realistic goals like "today i will open the project folder" or maybe even "today i will look at one (1) line of code"
Almost 7 years in. Kind of mind boggling to think about. ✊🏿❤️🩹
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