Brian

@brianclement.com

Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

Now flush all the junk from that wretched season, count the handful of positives, and find some guys who can freakin’ hit with RISP

Our Toronto screening went super well! Thanks to everyone who came out. Now on to getting those west coast screenings going! Get those blu-rays while they last! Photo credit Ryan Couldrey

Director Brian Clement introducing his film Our Gods are Real to an audience in Toronto before the screening on Sep 12 2026

When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes

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There’s something so sad and funny about two brain-rotted crackpot RW politicians trading insults via the media when if they were to ever have a physical confrontation both would likely collapse within seconds from heart failure

Hear me out: Vlad getting bonked on the head works like in cartoons when people are cured of amnesia by a second head bonk and he suddenly remembers who he is and goes berserk and crushes it through October

*sigh* I must admit that losing a bunch of games in the first half and then winning a bunch in the second half is better than the reverse

Honestly hilarious the Jays acquired two guys with no power who hit lots of ground balls. Their entire roster is that! Get some guys who can mash!

Jays would have to go 45-21 rest of the way in order to win a modest 90 games. Time to sell and retool for ‘27, which sucks, but it certainly worked in 2024-25, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe when I get back from looking for ghost towns on the prairies the Jays will have stopped being terrible. Maybe I’ll just stay and live on an abandoned farm and never have to find out 👻 🏚️

I know the Jays don’t care about their radio broadcasts but are they actively trying to kill them? The guy they have filling in for Ben Shulman is still astoundingly bad and now they’re interviewing a hockey player??

Would be nice if for the second year in a row the Blue Jays could stop cartoonishly throwing a banana peel in their own way to slip on every other game

Oh great, the terrible radio guy who’s always 30 seconds behind every play and barely describes what’s happening is back. This guy stinks, is there really no alternative?