Now flush all the junk from that wretched season, count the handful of positives, and find some guys who can freakin’ hit with RISP
Brian
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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)
You have to be careful with fandom and your own mental health. Last year, to me, the Jays were a pleasant distraction. This year, they compounded a lot of other issues. They stopped bringing me joy for months, so I had to walk away.
People will tell you that it is fun to be angry about sports. That it’s an outlet, and a way to let off steam. I’m telling you that sports anger isn’t a release valve. It’s a heaping shovel of coal into the furnace. If you are angry about sports, you’re probably angry about everything else.
Our Toronto screening went super well! Thanks to everyone who came out. Now on to getting those west coast screenings going! Get those blu-rays while they last! Photo credit Ryan Couldrey
Jays doing that “Lucy with the football and we’re all Charlie Brown” thing again this week I see
Every team the Jays face for the rest of the season is currently sub-.500 👀😅
Vladdy getting up off the mat down the stretch and going berserk? Sign me up
Anyway I have a film screening coming up in less than 2 weeks and keep having annoying stress dreams 😅
People talking about how the Jays series vs Guardians looms large; the 6 games vs the O’s will be what make or break their season
When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes
There’s something so sad and funny about two brain-rotted crackpot RW politicians trading insults via the media when if they were to ever have a physical confrontation both would likely collapse within seconds from heart failure
Hear me out: Vlad getting bonked on the head works like in cartoons when people are cured of amnesia by a second head bonk and he suddenly remembers who he is and goes berserk and crushes it through October
Well, getting beaten by the computer in vs mode, er by “the Rays” is going to happen from time to time
*sigh* I must admit that losing a bunch of games in the first half and then winning a bunch in the second half is better than the reverse
Honestly hilarious the Jays acquired two guys with no power who hit lots of ground balls. Their entire roster is that! Get some guys who can mash!
Jays would have to go 45-21 rest of the way in order to win a modest 90 games. Time to sell and retool for ‘27, which sucks, but it certainly worked in 2024-25, so 🤷🏻♂️
Man the AL has a lot of bad teams this year. If only someone could take advantage eh
Going from worst to first is a lot more fun than going first to worst
Talking about the substitute radio guy or the team? 🤔😂
Yeah it’s really bad, sure he’s a great guy and support him but he’s not good and he’s not gotten much better. I keep giving him a shot and little improvement.
Somebody DM me when these bozos are over .500 again, until then I’ll just post about abandoned buildings and my wacky film projects 😂
2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record: 🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWWLLWLLLLWWWLLWWLWWLWWLLLLWWLLL🅆LWWLLWWWWLLWWWWLLLLWLWWL🅆LWLLWWWLWWLLLLLL
Maybe when I get back from looking for ghost towns on the prairies the Jays will have stopped being terrible. Maybe I’ll just stay and live on an abandoned farm and never have to find out 👻 🏚️
I know the Jays don’t care about their radio broadcasts but are they actively trying to kill them? The guy they have filling in for Ben Shulman is still astoundingly bad and now they’re interviewing a hockey player??
How long til this happens this year? August? At all? 😬
Happy “the Blue Jays finally achieve a positive run differential” day to those who celebrate 😂
Would be nice if for the second year in a row the Blue Jays could stop cartoonishly throwing a banana peel in their own way to slip on every other game
Jays solved the hitting with RISP issue by simply not having anyone in scoring position
Seems like at least every other week there’s a new “worst loss of the season”
Oh great, the terrible radio guy who’s always 30 seconds behind every play and barely describes what’s happening is back. This guy stinks, is there really no alternative?