Brian

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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

I know you’re not supposed to be a sore winner but I hope every white nationalist dipshit in Alberta cried themselves to sleep last night and maybe wakes up out of their delusion sometime soon

Thursday afternoon while walking across Jarvis to St Lawrence market with a dozen other people on our walk signal, a car full of people rear ended another car on the north side of the intersection, then casually pulled around and ran the red through our crosswalk, narrowly missing everyone somehow

Vidman 📺 Dan Lauckner@vidman.bsky.social · 7d ago

Dave was hit by a car late yesterday afternoon. CTV cameraman struck by a vehicle that drove through road closed barricade www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...

All the Dodgers need to come back and win this series is a flyball getting lodged under the fence, a lousy 9-hitter hitting a bomb to tie it with in the 9th, and two guys somehow catching a ball after crashing into each other

“Takes one on the belt”… sure, that’s where it was 🙄 As funny as when the announcers restrain themselves by saying “oh my GOODNESS” and sound so phoney doing it

As much as I’d prefer an underdog like the White Sox to win the WS, the funniest possible outcome for MLB would be the Rays (finally) winning one to a half empty stadium and then trying to hold a parade to basically no one or the parade being cancelled due to extreme weather event

Said it before and will say it again: a fake team like the Rays with a stadium that’s not even close to full for a playoff game should be moved to a city that will appreciate them

Now flush all the junk from that wretched season, count the handful of positives, and find some guys who can freakin’ hit with RISP

People talking about how the Jays series vs Guardians looms large; the 6 games vs the O’s will be what make or break their season

When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes

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There’s something so sad and funny about two brain-rotted crackpot RW politicians trading insults via the media when if they were to ever have a physical confrontation both would likely collapse within seconds from heart failure

Hear me out: Vlad getting bonked on the head works like in cartoons when people are cured of amnesia by a second head bonk and he suddenly remembers who he is and goes berserk and crushes it through October

*sigh* I must admit that losing a bunch of games in the first half and then winning a bunch in the second half is better than the reverse

Honestly hilarious the Jays acquired two guys with no power who hit lots of ground balls. Their entire roster is that! Get some guys who can mash!

Jays would have to go 45-21 rest of the way in order to win a modest 90 games. Time to sell and retool for ‘27, which sucks, but it certainly worked in 2024-25, so 🤷🏻‍♂️