I wanna do ho shit

You owe it to yourself to kiss your friends on the mouth

Sorry I’m late for work I was watching an alley cat play with its tail

It makes me so happy knowing they still show Polyester with the scratch-n-sniff cards. Bucket list item to go do!

Little gay boy with bleached hair, Why are you crying?

One thing about me is if you try to sexually come on to my asexual ass, you’re gonna get swerved

Diet Coke give me strungth

Now I do like me a Spider-Man movie

Sometimes I just be saying things

Evil Dead Burn was nasty I loved it

Daytime raccoons

Someone asked for feet pics so I just replied with a price

Remember when they did surgery on a grape?

Yall shut up about Madonna or I’ll never listen to that album out of spite

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Now that it's humidity season, I want to remind you that your skin produces more oil in warm weather, so you might want to skip body lotion and face moisturizer in the morning. Try moisturizing at night before bed, you'll get more benefits from your products that way.

Girls Like Girls was so good!!!

Hoo boy…how about that religious trauma from Leviticus?

Good mustache day

Hope I don’t get lost in the backrooms

Yall are so corny, “meal prep” it’s called cooking ya dingus

You wouldn’t catch me dead on a cruise ship

Obsession was incredible

Wait… I haven’t tied anyone up since buying shibari twine

I love those weird guys on the internet whose job seems to be bear night promoting and being insecure on Instagram. It’s like a little soap opera in my phone

Where DOES the good go?

Project Hail Mary was super cute, loved it.

How life feels having never seen an episode of Euphoria

It’s ya boy ~~~

The Scrunge & Co.@mostlyhairless.sheath.church · 6mo ago

Remember that just because someone is kinky as all get-out, doesn't mean they're into sex, too. This International Asexuality day, be mindful of your friends who want to do the kinks, hold the genitals.

I have that disease that makes me want to tell people I went to the gym