Dr. Jen

@notthatkindadr.bsky.social

I'm so tired

Hell yeah, the Elon Musk documentary is gonna be showing in my town! I haven't been in a movie theater since the pandemic, but for this, I will bust out a fresh N95 mask and go

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

My therapist: Your niceness to people is fawning, it's a trauma response. You need to stop doing that. Me: I'm told I'm pretty intimidating, so I try to be nice. But ok. (Stops) My therapist, horrified: Oh no. Maybe it's okay if you're nice

A photo of a mountain lion, sleek and terrifying. The caption says, 'Me: I don't understand why people think I'm unapproachable. Also me: (mountain lion photo)

I love getting emails from salesbitches saying 'I just went to your website, and have you ever thought about having an engaging video on the home page to attract more customers?' Yes babe, but have you ever thought about how short-form video is the devil? Fuck outta here, I'm not a trained seal