I am so homesick for New Mexico it hurts. The Jemez mountains are calling me back. I wish I could just pile the dogs in the car and go....
Jfc 8 paper towel rolls are $28 at Wal-Mart. I'm so tired of corporate greed. Is it pitchforks and torches time yet?
Sorry but this is peak white guy style. You don’t want to hear it, but this is as good as it gets.
Sam Elliott & Kurt Russell in 1985
Whew, everyone sure does love to tell you how important boundaries are till you start asserting them.
Heading over to Honeybaked, does anyone need a cup of ham
Um, THIS is my kind of political statement! Never hit 'add to cart' so fast in my life! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9982...
Mary Anne and Wanda for President, Dixie Chick, Goodbye Earl, Best Friends 2028 president by love-bloock
Mary Anne and Wanda for President, Dixie Chick, Goodbye Earl, Best Friends 2028 president
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Hell yeah, the Elon Musk documentary is gonna be showing in my town! I haven't been in a movie theater since the pandemic, but for this, I will bust out a fresh N95 mask and go
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
My therapist: Your niceness to people is fawning, it's a trauma response. You need to stop doing that. Me: I'm told I'm pretty intimidating, so I try to be nice. But ok. (Stops) My therapist, horrified: Oh no. Maybe it's okay if you're nice
Am I really gonna take the Patent Bar? Is this really happening?
My family was watching The Ten Commandments and when the Pharoah ordered all the male Hebrew babies to be killed, I was so freaked out, I hid under my bed. This was the beginning of my issues with Christianity tbh
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
Me yesterday: look I get it, spiritual transformation takes work, but COME ON, how long is it gonna be like this? Me today, scrollng, sees @theswampwytch.bsky.social post saying 'Bit by bit, we eat the head of the rat.' Okay universe, I get the message.
I know Ike was a fuckface abuser piece of shit, and may he suffer eternally. But two things can be true at once: Tina and his version of Three o'Clock Blues goes so hard
If you aren't cleaning your house and dancing to Al Green's Take Me To The River, what is wrong with you?
He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
It super blows that I cannot access my own paper from the SPIE digital library but instead have to pay $21 for it. (I cannot find my copy of it on my hard drive ugh)
I love getting emails from salesbitches saying 'I just went to your website, and have you ever thought about having an engaging video on the home page to attract more customers?' Yes babe, but have you ever thought about how short-form video is the devil? Fuck outta here, I'm not a trained seal
I mean, yes, that's true, but in the fire, millions will die for no reason. Seems shitty, idk
But after a forest fire, the canopy opens; and when it does, the seedlings that were overshadowed for centuries by the old growth can sprout in the ashes and the sun.
Jiddu Krisnamurti, an Indian philosopher. “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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Hey, can we rustle up some $ for natou to get out of a dicey and unsafe living situation? Every bit helps, even a share. Let's get her out of there! Links in bio
good morning an overdue bill was pulled out while i was sleeping so we are back down to 180/1200 thanks for all the shares and help so far pls keep this bitch movin