🍯 Honey the Cat
@honeythefighter.bsky.social
Founder of Honey Clothing, pretty good boxer! If you don't look sweet, you're not wearing Honey! Mascot of 🔞 @twistedmobius.bsky.social (NSFW), but this account will not post any graphic media! This account is not affiliated with or endorsed by SEGA.
Listen, I'm no flatty but I only have huge boobs METAPHORICALLY. I've got big boob energy, big boob genki, but not big boob materia! And I sure don't go around with THAT in my pants!! If it was going on like that I'd wear nothing, just like the guys around here!
Just because Sonic didn't want me doesn't mean others don't! Like I've seen the way some of you draw me.
[Surge and Kit arrive stealthily at the power station for the data center] ⚡️Alright Drippy remember what we paracticed? 💧Yeah! "Prepare for trouble and make it double!" ⚡️NO BUTTMUNCH the OTHER team catchphrase!! That ones copyrighted! 💧Oh yeah right, right... ⚡️Cool, here goes...
Amy isn't just thirsty, she's clankpilled. A true blue metal chaser 😞
You tell her DC! Sage is a daddy's girl who needs to learn her daddy is a PUNK! Every girl deserves a good father but not every girl has one! And she don't!
rrrrrRRRRRRRRR NO I WONT I USED TO LOOK UP TO YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERRE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORRLD And... and sometimes I still do... But I wouldnt be in this mess if you had stood up for me! YOU contrrrol the eggnet YOU could've called off the bounty YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!
it's time to steal your art 'cause when the data's all been scraped they write the prompts and mix the shapes We are morally critical but they are anti-ethical they're hanging on to the license deals they won't give up 'til the series dies
Are you ready to see the true power of the Chaos Emeralds?
Been flipping thrrrrough the files in my memorrry again found this weirrrrd photo no clue how someone managed to take this shot // "Little Miss Consequences" or "The Mistakes it Took to Get Here"
What the heck, EVERYBODY's learning Chaos Control...
"tails get me my arm and leg extenders i don't look like enough of a dipshit to be in the AI slop game"
If I'd given Silver THIS BlueSky he would've given it back.
⚡BWAAUGH!!! 💧 *comes running into her room* Surge are you okay???? ⚡*sigh* I'm fiiine Drippy. Just had that nightmare about Starline again. 💧Damn... im sorry... do you....... need a hug? ⚡ugh, no!...............Yes. 💧*runs to her bedside, she picks him up and they embrace for a solid 5 minutes*
You ever feel guilty for something that happened way back in like high school? I feel like that all of a sudden and I don't know why...
And then she might break us. ⛈️...👉👈 Alright, we'll be careful if we ever swing by. ⛈️...🤍... Storm, don't hurt the nice lady just to get a good fight. ⛈️😊😳Huh-wha?? No way boss, that'd be un-germ... undulate... not nice! 😡💦💦💦 🌊Looks like SOMEONE'S getting hooked up after all...
Remember to exercise your core! Your posture will be better, doing everything will be easier, and you'll burn more calories just by being alive!
Please remember, you are with yourself all the time, and thus you are the most worthy of your time. Remember to eat, to have your medication, and shower. You are loved, even if you don't notice it.
shout outs 2 blaz and amy 4 pickin me out dis sick new fit!! 💚🖤💛💙
//drawing this RIGHT NOW
Okaaaaay I seem to be involved in a massive scandal, again. Great!
[NEW THREAD: RADICAL HIGHWAY] Smooth moves, ex-lax! But you're in the way!! Pardon me, sirs and madams! [Jet hops up and bounces between the cars on the highway (yes THIS highway...) to keep neck-and-neck with Surge and Sonic!] Man, traffic's just awful today!
Time to ride through Gravity Dripp! [Surge drifts sideways and goes full speed up a ramp she scores a sick ass jump and does a 360 in the air with kit clinging desparatly to her. She sticks the landing right in front of jet]
(1/2) Ugh! If we wait any longer, the cops'll bust us right here! When the countdown starts, a glowing line will move towards the gate! When it gets to it... the gate disappears! Run & kick off through the gate as fast as possible just when it disappears. Got it?! Don't smack into it, STORM!
Everyone draws my boobs WAY TOO HUGE!!! What, these peaches aren't BIG enough for ya?! They're TOO big for all those jerks at Fashion Week... I wobble when I walk and I think that's more than enough!
[Honey bakes a bunch of honey muffins & stuff and has them delivered to the Rogues @legendaryblowhard.bsky.social when their blimp is docked somewhere.] Dear Jet & Co., I know our relationship is complicated. But I really like all of you! Please accept this token of support ♥ XOXOXO, ~Honey
Hehe! Everyone else always gets so mad at Jet. He's such a silly bird.
Awwwwww, is the legendary wind rider scared of a widdle puddy tat?