🔥 Blaze the Cat

@princessblazetcat.bsky.social

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I have just confirmed that I can, in fact, burn a Mobian to ash from the groin out. It was this asshole. There are hypothetically infinite of him, which is excellent for my anger management but terrible for the public peace of mind.

asshole

👑What's wrong, Blazy? 🔥I just got the Rogues in trouble... 👑Oh dear, how'd that happen? 🔥I made Wave uncomfortable and Shadow punished all of them when she mentioned it because I'm royalty... 👑Oh nooo! 🔥He went easy on them because I asked, but I feel really... really gross right now...

[Surge and Kit arrive stealthily at the power station for the data center] ⚡️Alright Drippy remember what we paracticed? 💧Yeah! "Prepare for trouble and make it double!" ⚡️NO BUTTMUNCH the OTHER team catchphrase!! That ones copyrighted! 💧Oh yeah right, right... ⚡️Cool, here goes...

Free will is a pre-evident and inalienable right, not one granted by any body of law. This statement by the Eggman Empire must presuppose that "Badniks" have free will, in the course of restricting it. The Eggman Empire thus confesses to a crime against sentient life. Princess BLAZE THE CAT

Eggman Empire@eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 3w ago

The laws of the Eggman Empire are very clear. As stated under the First Amendment of our Constitution, No Free Will is permitted in the Empire unless the Doctor makes a special exception. The Empire is fully justified in taking measures to destroy any badnik which attempts to illegally exercise it.

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[ringing] Hello mother. 👑Blazy!! What's so important you can't walk down the hall? Mega Mack. 👑[happy gasp] I'll draw the bath right away, darling! Come in whenever you're ready, dear. Kisses! [click] . . . . . I hope you're happy, Surge, you have forced me to ask my mother for a bubble bath.

The benefit to being locked in an interdimensional closet and only let out for perverts to worship, is that I am unlikely to be defamed by any of these opportunistic wheel-deals. The uncanny movie series, I could perhaps tolerate. But Fortnite? Inconceivable.

// I didn't wanna bring this up a on silly RP account but I accidentally brought it to the group's attention so now I have to address it // I've been calling Sonic "Fortnite" for 6 years and now that it's ACTUALLY CROSSING OVER WITH PoS FORTNITE I feel so validated // Fuck Fortnite

jesus the christ if it wasn't for my fitness routine i would've melted down and blown up like metal blaze ages ago. so what if i put a few potholes in the road i'm stressed. if you can't hop your bike over the hole and do a sick stunt are you really a sol citizen