Hahahaha. Angela Paxton can’t even say the name of her estranged husband in her little pep talk ad. But she is voting for him? Mmmkkkk.
Chris Doherty
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Civil engineer specializing in urban stormwater drainage. Fan of Denver and Houston sports and fantasy football. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15. #SFB16 Houston Live draft coordinator. Love home gardening and our 🐈🐈⬛ Your next car should be an EV.
LOL Joe Mixon can’t play. But he was picked up in nearly every league of mine, and up on trade block in a few.
Being helpful cost us 4 hours in an airport. 🙄 First flight delayed, missed connection. Next flight full, we were 1st on standby. With 4 minutes to go, 3 checked in passengers hadn’t shown up. When I sat back down, 3 ladies said, “Are you going to Houston? We’re going to Houston.” It was them. 🤷♂️
Drafted in the 2nd, 6th, and 10th rounds. In the inverse order of points scored so far, and projected for this week. 🤷♂️
This is a snip from an actual TV commercial for the candidate for North Carolina 11th congressional district. Jamie Ager (D) has ads with barn dances. Jennifer Balkcom (R) sits next to her mom, who says, “If you come into my house, you’re gonna get shot”.
Thanks for this @rotopat.bsky.social. But seriously, if Jayden Daniels will eventually need surgery for his 3X dislocated elbow, he should just do it.
I got chewed out by a ref for teaching a way-cool trick corner kick to my 12 yo soccer boys. P1 lines up for a corner, P2 comes & argues he should take. P1 moves the ball a bit on his way off the ⚽️ (thus live play). So now P2 can just dribble. Not like we even scored on the play but boys loved it.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3w agoIncredible @defector.com piece on trick plays in football. I read this part and gasped. defector.com/how-one-tric...
In my early 20s, needed to pick up my car from repair 10 miles away in the Colo. mountains near Cripple Creek. Didn't know a soul, so hitchhiked. An elderly couple picked me up... I was so grateful I didn't lecture them...asked me to get in on the left side, because his wheelchair was on the right.
Pops@pops131.bsky.social · 3w agoOnce in a lifetime odds. 😅
Puka (M) and Ladd (S late) Questionable… Playable Bench: Jakobi Meyers (S late) Pat Bryant (S late) Konata Mumpfield (M) I think if Ladd plays I should just bench Puka and play Meyers/Bryant. Right? Puka trending out. Rather get a known decent replacement than a known bad one.
A mini trade diary. 12 tm SF contending, but not the favorite. I made 2 trades with the favorite to set up a much bigger one today. The setup: I had both Pittman and DK Metcalf. Traded Pittman for a 28 1st and Drew Allar. After Deebo’s week 1 traded him to swap picks from a late 3 to an early 2.
Happily traded for Ja’Kobi Lane 2 times today on rebuilding teams. Not a chance I get him at all last week.
🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 4w agoUPDATE: Ja'Kobi Lane is being placed on IR after undergoing wrist surgery. He will miss at least 4 games.
Back for another performance by Mercury Chamber Orchestra at the Houston Miller Outdoor Theater. 19 years ago, this was our first real date. So a repeat tradition whenever we can. #MercuryExperience
Office league draft today. It’s a 14-team, 1 QB, with 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE and 3 WRT flex (oh and K and D). I drafted from the 7 spot. Pick 1 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba Pretty happy with this one. 🧵
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I have to say, I am really clear who Trinity Rodman is, and what a great player she is. Frankly, I don’t know who Ben is. 🤷♂️
I don't think I am going to be able to afford this. I'm surprised anyone can. Good for them, I guess.
We’ve got trouble. Right here in River City. Trouble with a capital T, which rhymes with B and that stands for Baton 🪈 😊
Kendra James@kendrajames.bsky.social · 2mo agoSo we made the mistake of introducing my kid to the concept of marching bands and the song 76 Trombones. He now has a little baton that he waves around like a tyrant while shouting “MARCH” and pointing at the speaker until we turn on the god damn Music Man.
Now THIS is the right uniform for the HOUSTON Texans.
Hey y’all, join the @scottfish.bsky.social Satellite best ball tournament on Underdog fantasycares.org/underdog Let’s get this up to 4,000 this week.
JJ Wenner@jjwenner.bsky.social · 2mo agoHonestly, you look pretty bored. Why not jump in an Underdog draft? Best part is that you are supporting @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social.
Bringing back my actual picture - to one taken in Quebec City, Canada. 🇨🇦 They certainly are my friends and neighbors.
My thoughts from Texans training camp (practice w/Raiders): - David Montgomery looks amazing. - Xavier Hutchinson starting at slot, looking good. - It’s not just Texans D that makes Texans OL look silly in pass protection.
My teams: 🏈 Denver Broncos 🏈 Houston Texans 🏈 My fantasy teams ⚾️ Houston Astros 🏀 Denver Nuggets 🐏 Colorado State ⚽️ USA and Netherlands QT with your teams.
John Bosch@johnbosch.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy teams: 🏈 my fantasy teams 🏀⚾️ 🏒 USA M and W olympic teams the only times i watch with interest 🇬🇧⚽️ Wrexham 🇺🇸⚽️ FC Cincinnati and Racing Louisville, miami’s opponent NCAA-UC, XU, Ohio State, UKs opponent ⚽️ i’ll watch without any rooting interest, any league, any level QT with your teams!
I’ve had a fully electric car for 6 months. It’s a game changer. I love it. I find it hard to understand why far too many drivers who have no knowledge or experience are fixated on out of date info or just plain lies. Get some info, get a test drive and get one!
Biggest takeaway from the #Broncos 1st preseason game: Thank god they burned one game in white jersey/orange pant rotation. Just awful.
