Cloudy of the snakes

@cloudofbats.bsky.social

they/them 28 ages old will be sfw and nsfw fair warning!!!

[NSFW] [HYPER COCK BALLS] [GO SUCK ON A GOLD BAR OR SOMETHING] This is your timely reminder that Mynt is built like a Market Crash in more than one way. Yields are through the roof - mostly because of the property damage he can cause when getting hit by fiscal stimuli.

He may seem small in stature, but his greed is undeniable. Whenever he spots a new prey, “There’s always room for one more” is almost certain something he will say. comms @AluLeUmbreon

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a few people have asked: while i did not include them in my calculations, employees and shoppers are practically a rounding error when you're dealing with numbers this big yet another case where i realize that running this account had committed the calorie count of an average person to my memory

Fatfur Foods@fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 10h ago

Inventory of One Grocery Store - I've had a lot of people ask me how many calories a grocery store holds, but the fact is grocery stores vary so much in size and stock that it's hard to arrive at a firm number. BUT, here's a general range I've arrived at: 15 - 100 million calories

Outside of an Aldi grocery store