Landon Noss

@landon.wtf

Innovation and Engineering leadership @ SIEA/PlayStation (HERE UNOFFICIALLY, NOT MY EMPLOYERS POSTS), former Obama.org Eng director, 24 years in the industry and counting. Rooting for you. Make magic, make art. AMA.

Work up this morning at 10, feeling crunchy and existential pain, took a nap about 1 where I had a 4 hour nightmare where there were killers amongst us who have already killed once and are going to kill again but only if you’re alone with it and nobody believed me until I was the only one left, wyd?

Well, i'm looking to get a refund for the Warcraft Forever release. This product is tainted. Every single interaction with every single person on every single attempt i have made to enjoy the world for five seconds is interrupted by the dumbest 4chan nitwits and racists and just intentional trolling

next slide: kill me? like, i want to die-- next l--sli- next slide, ok: please kill me -- again, same template, different objective ok next slide: awesome okay so in conclusion death is inevitable and the only dependable conclusion next-- thanks, yeah, next slide -- sorry, one more? ok, no, go back

wake up: take drugs feel bad: take drugs too woke up: take drugs bored: take drugs need to sleep: take drugs your 40s, everyone

unwinding by going to the various newbie areas in wow: forever drinking in the worst names in video game characters: - Brut Frucker (my favorite) - Moodoo Doomoo - Moon Tang

cursed truths of computer science; i'll start. There are at least three ways to learn something. The wrong that gets you started, the thing nobody does anymore but teaches you to never trust computers, and then the way that makes you money to know