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Landon Noss

@landon.wtf

Innovation and Engineering leadership @ SIEA/PlayStation (HERE UNOFFICIALLY, NOT MY EMPLOYERS POSTS), former Obama.org Eng director, 24 years in the industry and counting. Rooting for you. Make magic, make art. AMA.

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Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 23h ago

Norse: Rosmäling! flowers! yaay awww Swedes: Dalahäst! Dutch: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (literally) Danes: Skrimshander, take bone, make boat drawing, put drawing in bone. Finns: we bring you warnings from our people, the Kalevala

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · yesterday

i would give anything for a job that actually gave a hot shit about what i have to contribute i am so fucking tired of working for the limpest dicks on the planet

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 2d ago

I think we need to have a week where content creators just make the most unhinged but factually accurate content about how fucking slimy and ruinous the soulless dollarfucker capitalists really are

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 2d ago

hey what the fuck are we even doing anymore americans what the fuck? when did we decided it was better to be deferent to capital freakshows like this law instead of open mocking the fucking fruitbasket psychopaths that are pushing this? hello????????

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

The Campaign to Force Genital Exams on Girl Athletes Soon Washington State could require sex-verification tests for those playing sports in schools. Portrait of Andrea González-Ramírez By Andrea González-Ramírez, a senior writer for The Cut who covers systems of power.
Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 3d ago

Having one of those nights where you start writing and get annoyed with how good an idea is that you can’t possibly stop now even though you’re so bone tired you might actually die? Yes I’m over 40 stop looking at me like that

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 3d ago

Shareholders and the concept of fiduciary duty are cheap bullshit things used by the wealthy to remain wealthy and powerful. Look at the Chinese EV market. The infrastructure. The USA is pretty much only for those worth above a million dollars. I hate it here.

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Tal Lavin@swordsjew.bsky.social · 5d ago

roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 5d ago

game designers, lend me your minds for a moment. Suppose I am preparing a sofrito for a dish i want to make. Somewhere along the way, I make a decision that I want this [preparation-of? subclass?] sofrito to be "spicy". You add some poblanos. the *archetype* didn't change. The *expression* did..

Landon Noss@landon.wtf · 6d ago

the way stelle works is like this: - show someone or look at your 'house menu' and they make an order - that order shows up as a prep screen to get everything ready, and then - you have the cook area, which also gives you reminders to clean up after yourself you cretin. YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN!?

a mobile app screenshot showing a few meals ready to be orderda mobile app screenshot showing a mise en place for a given receipe, in this case banana bread. ingredients are organized into sections based on prep style (wet/dry, etc)a mobile screenshot showing a stelle being cooked and one of our helper birds keeps the timer going on your behalf and will chirp when its time to do the next step.