The DOJ will indict one man over something that happened 30 years ago as a pretext for invading Cuba, but it won’t indict *any* men Jeffrey Epstein trafficked girls to as recently as 7 years ago as a pretext for protecting those men. Time to remove the word “Justice” from the department’s name.
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If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
This precedent could also be applied to government officials who blow people up in boats without a declared war, due process, evidence, or trial.
So now we’ve gone from “make a deal and end the war or I’ll blow you to hell” to “please sign this letter to think about maybe ending the war in the next 30 days” How embarrassing.
Jeff Bezos today: “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.” And this ⬇️ is why.
Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98% Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4% Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5% Just thought I should point that out.
MacFarlane: I'm filling a notebook with misinformation spreading about January 6th today. The idea that these cases were wrongful, no case was overturned, not a one on appeal. And lots of people appealed. They had a 100% success rate for juries at trial.
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Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸
Did FBI Director Kash Patel use AI to rip off the Beastie Boys? www.npr.org/2026/05/05/n...
Did FBI Director Kash Patel use AI to rip off the Beastie Boys?
An analysis by NPR suggests that frames from an iconic music video were used to generate content for a tweet by the FBI director.
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My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 79 co-sponsors. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!
the optics of this Oval Office event are absolutely insane. get a load of this. crazytown.
They call them "data centers" because “mass-surveillance centers” would be harder to sell.
This president is the only president to negotiate with himself, in public, and lose collossally. This would be comical if his antics were not lethal and harmful
“Huge strategic defeat for the US, biggest loss since Vietnam.”
Israel showing its displeasure with the *ceasefire* by raining bombs on Lebanon’s capital city
We're not all gonna act like the last 48 hours was normal now, are we?
Trump surrenders, this image from Iran is what the rest of the world is seeing today. Did Trump surrender last night?
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.
A madman has control of the most powerful military in the history of the world and the leaders of his party are too afraid to say or do anything to stop him.
It’s been 38 days since Trump started his illegal war with Iran. Here’s what it’s costing Americans:
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy