Might have just about hit burn out and fallen asleep on the leg press machine... sometimes if you don't take care of yourself your body will just take over!
Sacha Coward
@sachacoward.bsky.social
LGBTQ+ history dude (He/Him) 🌈 Research, Tours & Escape Rooms. Mermaid lover. Lifts heavy things for attention.
Fewer things make me feel more dimwitted than searching for a particular gif: Man point mad. Conspiracy man. Point man string board. Man cork point crazy. Pointing man tv meme.
Why do I look like a terrifying queer dictator, out to trans your kids and put pronouns in the drinking water!?
A chilly good morning from Aberystwyth... the tired has now become one with me, we are a symbiotic organism... me and my exhaustion.
Been awake for 42 hours. Flew back overnight from Cyprus, then train to Aberystwyth. Amazing event, gorgeous audience, but my god... look at the slow glow of madness in those eyes!
You know what the best thing is in the world? Better than drugs? Better than sex? Better than chocolate? Better than renaissance paintings of cats? Lesbians unprompted complimenting your arms.
Welldone contemporary America for being slightly more conservative than *checks notes* Elizabethan England.
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 4d agoA Texas district canceled a high school production of "Little Shop of Horrors" after a girl was cast as Seymour. Officials cited the state's anti-drag law (which was struck down in court), then offered other lazy excuses. What a debacle. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/texas-scho...
A very 2026 problem: If a stranger online is convinced that a photo of you is AI (which is not AI) is that a compliment or an insult?!
I've been working bloody hard finishing off the first draft of my next book 'Space Invaders'... but as a big positive (because of the subject matter) playing videogames LITERALLY counts as research! 🏳️🌈🎮
Fun fact: He loves me... But if he was actually that big he'd eat me in a heartbeat.
Water park: Husband goes on the slide graceful as a swan. Sacha gets stuck after first drop then slowly squeaks along before tumbling out like the contents of a pneumatically unblocked toilet.
So I see we're at the televising public executions stage of 'what the actual hell are we doing?!'
Evidence! But I'm taking my time and placement to the grave.
Sacha Coward@sachacoward.bsky.social · last wk.Did a park run. As expected she's not built for speed. It's giving tractor not gazelle.
Did a park run. As expected she's not built for speed. It's giving tractor not gazelle.
It's bloody warm in Cyprus today. So yes... all my Zoom meetings will be getting Temu Bruce Willis.
OH LOOK! Guess who is going to be in Belfast this November?! Lovely to see you there X outburstarts.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
I'm just a boy standing in front of a world obsessed with AI saying... but why tho?
I bloody love Bella Ramsey I think they're fab!
Marge Simpson: I Just Think They're Neat!
ALT: Marge Simpson: I Just Think They're Neat!
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A reminder that the 'you' that you see in the mirror is not necessarily a real reflection of you. The mind has incredible super villain powers to warp your experience of your appearance. I see a frail 14 year-old... Something bad happens between my retina and occipital cortex.
Me: Sacha, no more weird ancillary projects! Ok? NO MORE! Local bookshop: We're doing a 24 hour readathon for charity, will you sit in the window dressed as a vampire? Me: 🧛♂️
Me: Hi, just trying to get onto my email Google: I literally have no idea who you are Me: It's me, I'm on a different computer. Here's my password Google: I'm going to need to speak to Sacha Me: I AM Sacha!!! Google: Yo Sacha Me: Yeah?! Google: There's some ugly weirdo pretending to be you
Me: So I want to send a Google document to this person. Google: Ok! Me: Great. Send. Google: Yeah... I'm not sure they have permission... Me: I literally sent it. Please give them permission. Google: Ok! Me: Great so the- Google: ALERT! SOMEONE IS ASKING FOR PERMISSION!! DENY PERMISSION?!!!
Note: If you are doing a crossfit session and the trainer makes a nervous whistling sound when looking at the weights you've picked out TREAT THIS AS FAIR WARNING!!! YOU HAVE OVERESTIMATED YOURSELF AND YOU MIGHT DIE!!!!!
Today is Andy Burnham’s first party conference speech as PM. We’ve taken your messages from the mass lobby on tour to Labour conference in Liverpool, with our friends at @transactualuk.bsky.social and @scottishtrans.bsky.social We aren’t going anywhere.
