Dads are like 'you know that girl off that advert' and will give no further information

Not to say something extremely primitive and obvious but AI really sucks, man

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

No offence but I feel like Messi is always playing his Final Game like how Elton is always playing his Final Concert

Why didn't they call that song A Horse With No Neighm

The Glastonbury ticket queue graphic doesn't even have a little walking man?!!

Not the first time Jerry Hall had to evacuate from a coffin. #CelebrityTraitors

I need a full show of Joanne and Maya queening out in a grave together #TheTraitors

Me when they explain the convoluted rules during a group task #thetraitors

Is Claudia wearing some sort of spin on teenager combat trousers but instead of a chain it's a string of pearls?!?! #thetraitors

Leonardo DiCaprio's Exasperated Reaction

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Exasperated Reaction

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Are Maya's coats going to get bigger and bigger every episode #thetraitors

Don't call me baby by Madison Avenue scratches a very specific funky itch in my brain (alongside stuff like Cardigans' Lovefool and Modjo's Lady) that I can imagine in a montage on a 90s romcom or in the background during a party scene #Totp

Genuine question: when you've got an American artist constantly in the charts coming back to TOTP every week in different outfit performing the same track again and again, how does that work logically? Are they genuinely flying back or bulk recording or what? #Totp.

When Britney got that feathered bob it was the most powerful thing in the world #Totp

Love it when he does this

🎃 Aaarrgh! It's the Halloween branded food thread 2026!! 🎃

The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.

I have received the Ultimate Dad Text

"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors

Ross every time someone so much as blinks near him #TheTraitors

If I was on the Traitors soundtrack team I too would compile the playlist with the celebs' top shags #CelebrityTraitors

Richard E Grant is doing some 4D chess meta post-Linda shit here and I really respect it #celebritytraitors

I like it when they refer to the other celebs by their full names #celebritytraitors

Richard E Grant #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

I bet Threads is full of people making the same Green Day joke today. I will never log on to find out

Love it when someone on Vinted tells you to "have a lovely evening" - now THIS is e-commerce

I like that whenever you login to a public WiFi they send you emails afterwards, I'm friends with so many WiFis

Sometimes the IMDB Trivia throws out an absolute banger

Bring back really long film titles that also have a really long subtitle