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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈

@tetronimike.bsky.social

He/Him ✨ Gamedev: Hypnospace Outlaw, other things! ✨ Coworking office owner/operator: EverWorks LLC ✨ Indie game liker ✨ Queer 🏳‍🌈 https://tetronimedia.net/

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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈@tetronimike.bsky.social · 4d ago

Late providing my thoughts on the Zelda direct - It's pretty! And I hate the style less, now! Previously, it felt like one of those "bro I made Zelda but in Unreal engine look at this real time lighting bro Nintendo could never bro lolol" - but they DID, bro *sarcastic mind blow emoji*

Blippo+@blippo.plus · last wk.

𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙎 𝘍𝘙𝘖𝘔 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙏 𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙋 2x LP out Oct 16 ★ Songs from the cult-classic "video game" 𝘽𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙤+ ★ By Rob & Jona from 𝙔𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙏 ★ Alien library music, TV themes, wonky bangers! ★ Metaphysical media ★ Double vinyl, 4 sides, 71 tracks Bandcamp Friday pre-order ↓ yacht.bandcamp.com/album/greate...

TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈@tetronimike.bsky.social · last wk.

My brain is making up Closer parodies today: I wanna eat you like a cannibal I wanna hug you like you're valuable I wanna admit that I'm fallible I wanna squeeze you like you're malleable I wanna break you like you're crackable / you get me closer to egg 🥚

TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈@tetronimike.bsky.social · last wk.

My brain is making up Closer parodies today: I wanna eat you like a cannibal I wanna hug you like you're valuable I wanna admit that I'm fallible I wanna squeeze you like you're malleable I wanna break you like you're crackable / you get me closer to egg 🥚

Megan Fox@glassbottommeg.bsky.social · last wk.

Anyways, when we variously talk about the AI bubble bursting? This is why, this is what'll do it, and this is what remains after the dust has settled. "AI Bubble Burst" doesn't kill "AI", it only kills big models. And good. Fuck those models, and the logistics necessary to run them, in particular.

vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor@ellaguro.bsky.social · last wk.

just because it needs to be said: the reasons for the current game industry crisis don't have much of anything to do with what caused the 1980's western game console market crash, and it's a bit disingenuous to compare the two beyond just like... the general size of the crisis.

GamesIndustry.biz@gibiz.bsky.social · last wk.

"This is the worst crash we've seen since the 1980s," says Tim Sweeney Industry experts speak to Edge magazine's Alex Spencer about how the industry is facing "Crash 2.0" www.gamesindustry.biz/this-is-the-...

TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈@tetronimike.bsky.social · 2w ago

HELLO. HYPNOSPACE MOBILE UPDATED. WE FIXED THE PROBLEM WHERE THE GAME WOULD SET YOUR PHONE ON FIRE. I ADDED A TOGGLE IF YOU'D RATHER IT SET YOUR PHONE ON FIRE. ALSO THERE'S AN OPTION TO MUTE HYPII'S ROBOT VOICE. NO PROMISES THAT THEY WONT DECIDE TO SET YOUR PHONE ON FIRE IF YOU USE IT. K BYE!

TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈@tetronimike.bsky.social · 2mo ago

HELLO. INSTEAD OF ACTUAL MARKETING I WILL HENCEFORTH BE SIMPLY ISSUING COMMANDS. 1. FOLLOW LINK 2. BUY HYPNOSPACE ON MOBILE 3. SHARE THIS POST 4. LIKE THIS POST 5. RESPOND 🫡 PLEASE DO YOUR PART. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/hypno... Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...

Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙@amithero.bot · last wk.

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · last wk.

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes