Onion_Suit

@onion-suit.bsky.social

Don't worry about it

I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."

Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."

hard to believe when I started Doing Internet Professionally, we'd tell folks we were making educational videos and they'd be like ... "on the thing for pictures of cats and videos of people falling down?" now every app is full to the brim of people trying to explain shit to me.

Osama bin Laden's great hope for the attack was that the US would overreact -- tear itself apart, destabilize the post-war international order, & sacrifice its moral standing. The Republican Party obliged him, beyond his wildest dreams. (And let him get away!)

at America's Largest Humor Website (at the time) Cracked.com, my job for half a decade was to pick images for the articles. Finding relevant stuff in the public domain was a creative task that often inspired me to write more and better jokes. Even using Getty images was more creative than AI.

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab@bpal.bsky.social · last mo.

We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things, it's called the PUBLIC DOMAIN

people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit

Bild

Mainstream media is 24/7 saturation of poor people committing petty crimes. Shoplifting out of control! Venezuelan thugs are stealing your apartment! Meanwhile billionaires are genocidal serial killers and treated like the pillars of our society

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Listened to an NPR story this morning about mass child starvation in Senegal without a single mention of Elon Musk, the guy who gleefully created the conditions for the mass starvation

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

google doodle fans are shocked to see that today's one is just a pic of some guys shit. well played sir, april fools is once again Respected