Brian Phillips

@brianphillips.lol

Senior Writer at The Ringer covering the intersection of tech, politics, and media 🦉 NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls 🦉 also, how can I put this: sports https://bookshop.org/p/books/impossible-owls-essays-brian-phillips/7310179?ean=9780374175337

Just got one of the greatest PR come-ons I've ever received: Eight paragraphs about why I should interview a guy called Pierre, only the email never gets around to saying who Pierre is

Lilybean caught another rabbit today, please congratulate her (and since you can talk to animals, please tell all rabbits to stop hanging out in our yard, a yard whose every square inch must smell like dogs specifically bred to kill rabbits, why are you trying your luck like this, my God)

Across three cultures, we came together in football, a nation whose greatness is determined by the passions of millions of nations, whose football is the greatness of passion reflected across this land of cultures, nations, and football

Donald Trump is manipulating the stock market with Truth Social posts, alerting his family and allies in advance, and now is selling Wall Street traders their own advanced access. But Nancy Pelosi's husband bought and sold stocks while she was Speaker. Democrats would be wise to sit this one out.

I try not to rage-post every little MAGA-enabling media obfuscation I come across—there are simply too many of them—but this might literally be the most irresponsible headline I've ever seen

Reuters headline reading: "Trump puts election security at center of Republicans' midterm fight"

[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car