RyanSomething
@ryansomething.bsky.social
23y/o I play Splatoon and do videos sometimes #1 tentacle to the metal hater Staff of @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social pfp by @anthi3c.bsky.social
Me, the big swig main, seeing the dynamo slander as of late knowing my weapon will never be relevant:
That castlevania demo got hands wtf, that first boss is wild
Fun fact: Recent studies suggest that the average Turf Wars player has developed an abnormally intense fear response to images of the E-Liter 4k. Surprisingly, it has less to do with the weapon's oppressive range and more to do with how it reminds them of the absurdly high gas prices.
Where were you wen Charlie Kirk die I was in library studying until phone ring “Kirk is kil” “lol”
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · last mo.PlayStation is stepping away from collaborating with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS on its project PHYSINT
THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT IT HAS BEEN DONE THE SPLATOON 3 WEAPON ALIGNMENT CHART
Here's my personal interpretation of a rework for .52 gal while still keeping its gimmick. It now shoots 1 bullet every 52 seconds
On a casual level, endgame S2 was way more fun than endgame S3 for me, and that was solely because of the maps; there’s just so much more stupid funny things I could do on S2’s bad maps while fucking around in league battles (W triggerfish), while S3’s are just genuinely awful and unenjoyable
[Splatoon 3] Version 11.3.1 will be released tomorrow. It contains data for the new Splatfest, as well as the stages Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig. The theme is Shit vs. Piss vs. Cum. The Tricolor Splatfest stages will be Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig.
im annoyed at splatoon 3 patch history so im venting it through a flow chart
I love Andro and Tori because between the two of them they are keeping my exact two different aesthetics very fed
andro@andromedia.bsky.social · 2mo agoit's finally time! here's a first look at the LIMITED EDITION* RIPTIDE TACTICOOLER this year!! this meta has been giving me flashbacks to the kensa 52 gal... anyone else? 🟥
Did you know the Mechanic from Splatoon Raiders is from H-Town? 🤯 Event poster from H-Town Splashdown #2 on August 10th, 2024 Art by @deostyx.texas-splatoon.ink
Western casual/lower level comp players: Complaining is hurting our scene! Pro JP player that just won the monthly challenge with triple 52 gal:
oh shit its for real for real fucking DO NOT update your windows, I had to do a clean reinstall
Windows 11's August update is crashing games and causing PC problems
Following the installation of the August security patch for Windows 11, some users have reported serious problems with their systems. This is a known issue, and here’s how to resolve the error.
pcworld.com
🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟♂️@sean8urson.bsky.social · 2mo agoI think it’s a really great business model for Microsoft that a windows update can brick my computer Great job, really great way to keep me on as a customer
The ttek on my team goes 4-10 while the ttek on the opponent team goes 25-7, this seems to be consistant behavior 😭
What's super interesting about this is that splat roller also happens to deal 50 damage at 11.2 units with its vertical swings, so now carbon roller has greater 2 shot range than splat roller. Here's a graph comparing the two post patch, with carbon on yellow and splat roller on red.
the problem with the bow nerf is that it makes the shitty bow players i get in soloq contribute even less than they already do