Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
⚡️COO/Producer/Writer: @jellybox.bsky.social ⚡️Production Coordinator: @Glitchprod.com ⚡️Writer who makes grumpy writing posts ⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social ❤️da wife: @chelccruzy.bsky.social — Pfp: @genegoldstein.bsky.social
Being able to learn skills is way easier than it was in the 80’s. For example you can learn embroidery and animation and programs, at least enough to get you started, like just from YouTube alone, for free.
Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Sorry I’m a nitpicky spiderman bitch but I finally realized why the new suit feels off SO much of it is perfect but the webbing spacing is just a biiiiit too big and it throws off the whole thing, it needs a bit more webs with less space between them Like it feels oversized as as a result
Surely this country isn’t spiraling into oblivion, surely
pilot just did a citibank ad read as we are landing 🛬 🆒 👍
Came up with a new term for all-trope writing: boy band characters Are your characters described in the story as “bad boy, sensitive, etc.” but do not have any in-story actions/choices to back it? Boy band writing! It’s an extension of show dont tell but still a good question to ask when writing
Is this her realizing what Andrew WK is like
Kat Dennings in a newly shared picture.
Dear strong bad how do you type with your huge tits in the way
This is exactly how I respond to everyone’s comments these days.
EA getting acquired by an uncaring, uninterested, wildly stupid outside entity that will inevitably run it ragged, make it produce garbage on impossible timelines, then strip the copper from the walls and shut it down when it doesn’t pay out fast enough is. Well. What more can I say
EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...
stop making 1 to 1 recreations as your "references," dog. start referencing the SPIRIT of the thing that inspired you instead
He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
"desperate to feel 'normal'" the fuck is normal what are we doing anymore man
is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson
My uncanny perceptive abilities* simply put me on alert for horseshit views from any dude who has an animated version of themself give media critique. Like even if you’re cool you have to know this medium is just BRIMMING with shitheads and the algo chasing only brings out the worst *common sense
sometimes you need a little treat because LA traffic has boiled your brain into a primal rage
[showing up with melted chocolate ice cream all over my face] hey sorry I’m late traffic was so so bad
crypto is like neopets for old dads with too much money and no imagination whatsoever
crypto is like gambling but also just playing with your money like a stupid little toddler
that’s what public services are, that’s how they work, no one person takes advantage of every single public service, it just has to service people ya fuckin dipshit low-rent dentist office ass newspaper
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Apparently my print shop was closed for a while and I had no idea. Oops! It's open now. Prints are available now. krisdobbinsart.storenvy.com
Home from Kris Dobbins Art
Heyhey! These prints are some of my leftovers from past conventions. Thank you for taking an interest in my work!
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House of the dragon? I can only afford apartment of the dragon heyoo— [vaudeville cane yanks me off stage, sounds of me getting beaten by said cane]