oh neo, what happened to the life in your eyes. you used to wake up every morning with visions of conquest and now i can barely get out of bed to make one death trap

Last Repost; I don't remembering being so pale and british??? what the fuck

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look at your tiny pale stupid gems, unlike my large purple chad crystals. And you've got to collect MORE of them? pathetic as fuck

Anyone trained in the art of walking backwards and forwards, got a few new positions opened up after the Incident

put CTR Nitro Fueled on pc. The world yearns for more opportunities to play as me, or for the freaks out there to play as a baby version of me

you know he never gave that blimp back. fucker leaves me for dead and rides into the sunset with that feeemale

SECRET TRICK IN CRASH BANDICOOT 1: at the start of the game, ignore the boxes and run straight into the first hole. If you do this enough times you'll find a SECRET surprise!

Yes Homer....collect the crystals for me, and we can finally achieve world domina- I mean, take care of that Ned Flanders...

Cut and Obscure Video Game Content@cutvideogame.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Did you know? In The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Homer Must collect all Gems

Dont like how hes looking at that hog. I should call the police

Every other scientist pulling up their grandfathers shit but mine just teached me about throwing pies or some shit. No i had to develop all the science all by myself which technically means im smarter than them all

Can n gin just launch a second rocket in there the asymmetry is pissing me off

pimpstripe gets all the bitches but i get the ladies so we know whose the real winner here

Milking uka uka.........the fuck was i thinking.........

If elected ruler of the world i promise a busty bandicoot babe for every supporter. Comes in several flavours such as blonde, scientist and brazil

Can't sleep, every time i close my eyes i see that crotch thrust causing me to bolt upright in a fight or flight response

I don't know how they made him worse but damn it's not impossible. Punting this fucker into orbit if it comes near me i don't even need a gun for this

MeghoulFan2001🎃@megafan2001.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@crystalsofcourse.bsky.social Would you feel remorse if Crash ended up like these sketches?

Typa shit i see in my nightmares. This is why making him tall is a mistake and I've already got my death lazer targeted at tim sweenys location. Just need some dumb fuck to gather 25 crystals for me to fire at that son of a bitch

Frong Friend 🍍 yearning for peace@frongfriend.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Wanted to draw long Crash from fortnite, the power he radiates is immeasurable

sorry corty they'll get u next time

what the fuck i did not make him that tall!!! he's supposed to be cowering beneath me!!! and he's got that purple dickhead as a dog!!! sick of this shit man!!! let me in there so I can blast him myself

anyone got any experience with charging up crystals. like is there a special technique to it

ooough i dont care anymore. been licking one of the crystals just to feel the tingle

my niece could beat that robotnik girls ass. she aint even got metal hands

fuse with my car. fucking fuse with it so i can fire missiles

and why aren't YOU in uniform???

Crash Bandicoot@whoapancakes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

🥞?

he's literally the worst because he flips between being smart and insane. the smart one talks a lot of shit I don't care about getting beans on my bedsheets and then he goes insane and fucking. starts bouncing on my leg

and this is what the devil does@painiac.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I really wanna know how Ripper Roo is doing it

bedbound with a broken leg after an accident with the hoverboard. minions are taking turns being the nurse and i cant decide whose worse the fuckers keep spilling soup on me

who the fuck is that. don't mess me about crash

Crash Bandicoot@whoapancakes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

???

don't tell any of the other freaks but tiny is my favourite. always does what daddy asks, smashes without question. dingo and koala could learn a thing or two from him

bet none of the other evil scientists had to deal with dumb fucks like i do on the daily. is it because of how cool and smart i am it must be surely