really weird paradox with how being told my dick is too small and pathetic to fuck anything is the only thing that gets my dick anywhere close to hard enough to fuck anything. i mean it’s still too pathetic to fuck anything but if you keep telling me that while i rub against your leg im gonna bust
Funny greendog
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im teegs!! 33. any pronouns. ΘΔ. 🔞🔞🔞 hope u like weedeater riffs and pictures of cartoon animals in diapers. music: @funnygreen.dog
when the shota starts telling his mom what she’s doing to his peepee feels funny and he feels like he has to pee but it feels different than normal and he doesn’t know if he can hold it much longer 😵💫😵💫😵💫
showing an amish guy the cover of a Journey album and watching his world unravel in seconds
i haven’t looked into it much yet but i’m thinking about checking out the printers i can get discounts on through work
Katie's Worst Kept Secret is finally Revealed!🍼🍼🍼🍼 Comm for @/Slarvath
im so fucking scared rn. The Thing just tried to call me. how did it get my number
Just another doodle of girlfriends experimenting with pee (ocs)
thinking this would be really cool to put on a shirt too
of all the funny greendogs i drew for my flyer i really liked this one best. i think it would be cool to carve into a linocut stamp
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of all the funny greendogs i drew for my flyer i really liked this one best. i think it would be cool to carve into a linocut stamp
no road trip is complete without siblings getting bored at the rest stop...🤧
just watched Blade (1998) for the first time and it kicked so much ass. not like i'm big on current marvel stuff but i can't remember the last time a marvel movie captivated me enough to sit down and watch the whole thing like i did that one. soundtrack was so peak
having fun and playing with ur friends is so healing and everyone should do it more often