Funny greendog

@cartoondogpussy.llc

im teegs!! 33. any pronouns. ΘΔ. 🔞🔞🔞 hope u like weedeater riffs and pictures of cartoon animals in diapers. music: @funnygreen.dog

really weird paradox with how being told my dick is too small and pathetic to fuck anything is the only thing that gets my dick anywhere close to hard enough to fuck anything. i mean it’s still too pathetic to fuck anything but if you keep telling me that while i rub against your leg im gonna bust

when the shota starts telling his mom what she’s doing to his peepee feels funny and he feels like he has to pee but it feels different than normal and he doesn’t know if he can hold it much longer 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

just watched Blade (1998) for the first time and it kicked so much ass. not like i'm big on current marvel stuff but i can't remember the last time a marvel movie captivated me enough to sit down and watch the whole thing like i did that one. soundtrack was so peak