BTS as Energy Drinks

ok but who’s corona and who’s ianthe

🧿 bb's rostradamus 🧿@rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social · 2d ago

the third house twins, the crown princes of ida, the hot af and rich af tridentarii

actually i’ll die for him like literally would

🧿 bb's rostradamus 🧿@rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social · 2d ago

master warden of the library, necromantic heir of the 6th, and the guy to write the doctor's thesis of all time on some obscure af stuff

corporate wants you to find the difference

I'm ready to part with the urinal so I'll take any excuse I can get

I miss you Saying this out loud makes me miss you even more - Spring Day

My main problem with top/bottom discourse is how unimaginative it all is bc too many people make it a one to one comparison with dom/sub. I don’t care which position you put Jungkook in, I care that whatever is happening he’s desperate and begging for it and probably crying

I want them so bad

Daily BTS⁷ 💜@dailybts.bsky.social · yesterday

BTS on their official Instagram, 260926 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DdvrCuqmKav/ They have their fluffy mics on. 👀

Bangtan as Things Students Have Tried to Flush Down the Public Toilets at My Community College Campus: NJ: astronomy notes SJ: an iphone 8 YG: coffee grounds HS: old navy sports bra JM: a bag of weed TH: a travel-size bottle of perfume JK: three hello kitty ballpoint pens

BTS as Hotel workers (small sea side hotel edition)

it is i, owner of a camera roll full of animals, here to present: bts as animals i’ve met at work!! i can also do a shelter staff type thread…maybe tomorrow 🤣

emotional SWAMP GOBLIN💫@jksgmeveryone.bsky.social · 2d ago

i’m going to need everyone who has written as “bts as [job]” thread to write me an entire fic about it i need more bts as coworkers shenanigans i crave it

bts as littlest pet shops i had as a child and now miss every day

Out of my packed schedule, if there was an opportunity, I would like to lay myself in your warm, deep eyes - Just One Day

Neat 😊

🧵 BTS as art auction house jobs (it would be chaos /pos)

emotional SWAMP GOBLIN💫@jksgmeveryone.bsky.social · 2d ago

do i need to write a “bts as art auction house jobs” thread and then do i need to pull up the wip outline i wrote for this back in 2023?

Ahem. Corporate bitch clocking in. Dusting off my BTS as CEOs and who I would and wouldn't work for presentation from four years ago. Let's get it: 🧵

emotional SWAMP GOBLIN💫@jksgmeveryone.bsky.social · 2d ago

i’m going to need everyone who has written as “bts as [job]” thread to write me an entire fic about it i need more bts as coworkers shenanigans i crave it

We are truly living through a "BTS as _____" Renaissance 😭😭😭 These are the best kinds of days to be ARMY istg

hs: “wow mama’s car cost more than all of your student loans” jm: while beating up air on the trampoline, very solemnly, “i’m training.” th: “aeryn can you just go watch bluey or something” jk: me and middle playing a game of war for 2.5 hours straight only making sound effects with zero words

bts as things my nanny kids have said that i can remember off the top of my head nj: “so when i’m reincarnated--“ (they are not religious) sj: “can i have a treatie treat” literally every day after school yg: “if i dont take a nap right now im gonna get mad. goodnight”

Double votes for BTS all day for VMAs! vote.mtv.com don't forget to vote on IG for Best Group too 💜

BTS as administrative assistants of different kinds/locations

Double Day at the VMAs! Go get it, ARMY! #bts

for borasky’s consideration, here’s bts as casino employees:

Classic Slot Machine Game: Luck 777

Alt: Classic Slot Machine Game: Luck 777, the 3 rollers spin and each land on 7 which means the players hit the jackpot amount

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in light of the recent resurgence of these threads please allow me to bring back a favourite of my own ones haha

🧿 bb's rostradamus 🧿@rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social · last yr.

audge and bb have inspired me to do some thinking so here it goes: how the tannies do their downstairs hairstyling according to no one but me

BTS as AAA Video Game Developers

Bts Gaming Together

Alt: Bts Gaming Together from the Life Goes On video

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I realised I want to add pictures so here's the picture thread ~~~

🧿 bb's rostradamus 🧿@rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social · 2d ago

BTS as which house they'd be in the locked tomb universe, for all the gideon the ninth homosexuals on here — a thread:

NINE

super tuna enjoyer@definitionofily.bsky.social · 2d ago

Taehyung: Generic soldier who is always in character. He arrives in character. He leaves in character. He’s invented a wife and nine children he’s left behind. Has a pipe he is smoking for no reason. Gets the names of people on each tour beforehand and calls out to them as they leave.

BTS as historical haunt wine tour actors

thinking about when jk said he’s a mix of all his hyungs and the way he folds over laughing just like his hobi hyung 🥹

OhSnapItsM⁷♡@jinnju1ce.bsky.social · 2d ago

you get an extra 7 years added to your life every time you loop this clip

BTS as which house they'd be in the locked tomb universe, for all the gideon the ninth homosexuals on here — a thread: