Last week, Glasgow unveiled a statue of Nelson Mandela. Within 48 hours Nelson got coned.
Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current human author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. Ally. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
The exact moment I fell asleep this afternoon while writing.
Today is Scottish Borders Autumn Public Holiday, which is a holiday that people don’t know about until they find out the chemist is shut. And there’s no Disney Time* on the telly either. *In Scotland: Disnae Time
With the Russian bot farms on fire, can one safely presume that anyone currently posting STOP THE BOTES PROTCET ARE CHILREN are genuine dickheads?
Behold the little-seen fourth member of Rogue Trooper’s platoon BENCH. Unlike his comrades Helm, Gunnar and Bagman, he’s bloody awkward to carry round Nu-Earth, so he’s not in the film. @2000ad.bsky.social @manmademoon.bsky.social
Great to see businessman, private-investigator-in-disguise, and business man @brianbutterfield.bsky.social on Devon Live today. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
William Tell Overture on the radio, and singing along with the official Coleman family lyrics “Jillian’s got a head like a rugby ball”. These lyrics were adopted after a calamitous hair appointment the day before her school photograph, which left my sister Jillian with a head like a rugby ball.
The Grand Prix was so boring, I went outside and painted my new workbench, then watched it dry.
“I was saying boo-Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex”
"I'd no more trust Elon Musk with my credit card details than place my John Thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors" (The wonderful Warren Clarke in #Blackadder)
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d agoThis seems like a very bad idea
This advert just aired during A Few Good Men, and it is so badly dubbed it’s a work of art. You’re supposed to recognise Italian footballer Francesco Totti, who retired from the game nearly a decade ago. youtu.be/ek8zQQ2wZ9U?...
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We are watching A Few Good Men on Channel 4, and Kevin Bacon’s hair is sending me.
WATERMELONS! We finally have Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon (and other Central Asian wrong’uns) looking at watermelons!
POP FACT: The S in S Club stands for Stalinist-Leninist
🎵 Let’s all meet up in the year 2000 And ask what the fuck is that on Top of the Pops? 🎶 #totp
Bentley Rhythm Ace was funny because you could call them BRA in your outraged letter to Melody Maker. #totp
Been looking at the rejected petitions list on the parliament website, and it is as sure an indication as any that the country needs switching off and switching back on again. petition.parliament.uk/petitions?pa...
They’ve bloody done is again, clashing the two decent #TOTP episodes on BBC4 with #CelebrityTraitors on BBC1 at 8pm. It’s almost as if this very small group of people who tweet along to both don’t exist.
Just remembered the time George Galloway dobbed Alan Sugar in to the Pope. 💀💀💀💀
Mute animated characters of the world UNITE!
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3d agoGromit finally gets a voice … and it’s Martin Freeman
Alien vs Predator, the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d agoCombine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
ANYWAY, Holborn and St Pancras, and it’s always weird to have candidates who somehow got the required ten signatures to stand, but polled less than ten votes. Quite the achievement. Come to think of it, the Communist League probably schismed several times during the campaign.
