Gnome Anne

@annethegnome.bsky.social

Award-winning TTRPG performer, unaward-winning game designer, writer, rogue archivist 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♾️ {they/she} Star Trek account: https://bsky.app/profile/wheregnomeannegoes.bsky.social I make so much stuff: linktr.ee/annethegnome Email: annethegnome@gmail.com

dealing with doctors is wild bc they'll publish a paper like "new epidemic of Brain Exploding Syndrome & the only warning before your brain explodes is a headache that lasts more than 3 days" but if you go to the doctor with a 4-day headache they're like "how dare you"

The raccoon who lives by my house is making weird chittering noises at night so I looked it up AND ITS A LULLABY FOR BABY RACCOONS?!?? 😭😭😭 it’s a sound momma raccoons make to comfort their kits 😭😭😭😭

I might have a chance to go part time while staying in my career (this would be HUGE for my mental health), but then I need to come up with another income stream. My brainstorming very much looks like a 6-year-old’s idea of how grownups make money.

Lately, I’ve been meeting TTRPG nerds in the wild who have more experience with non-D&D games than D&D. I often describe games in relation to D&D since, in the past, thats been where ppl’s awareness ends, but now I gotta update my strat! 🤩 (Still working at getting them on that lyrical shit tho 🚬😎)

I've started doing this thing where when people interupt me at work, I stop talking mid-word. I don't start again until explicitly cued or asked a direct question. I just stare. No "uh huh"s, "ok"s or nods. Only stare. This is conversational warfare 🔫🔫