Linda McMahon’s “final project” is gonna be turning all junior highs into WWE training centers.

I keep trying to put my finger on what this whole presidency so far feels like. I finally got it. Remember those “going out of business, everything must go” furniture ads from the 80’s? It’s that.

Finally a bright spot in this trash fire world: @drewfromtv.bsky.social’s Drew Carey show is finally streaming! I’m catching it on its own channel via Amazon Live but I bet it’ll pop up other places! One of my faves & Drew is the most standupest dudes from standup!

He has very good ideas on the deficit and how chaos can wake people up.

Amy@lolennui.bsky.social · 2y ago

gritty has seized control of the federal government

Don't worry- we renamed him The Pope of America.

All of my younger friends are getting married and engaged and I feel like a happy older sister for them and a very single older sister for me.

Saw a dude on a dating app saying he’s looking for someone with “attention to detail”. He fired me before I could even swipe left.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

This SNL music special is pretty cool. I’ve never seen so many white guys clapping off beat since before the pandemic.

NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev

Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 2y ago

Gavin Kliger, Elon's DOGE hitler youth shutting down USAID, is now indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands of children. His Instagram appears to be @gkliger. He's scrubbing his online footprint. Here's an archived copy of Kliger's resume: web.archive.org/web/20240418...

With everything going on these days, will having Del Amitri’s “Roll To Me” stuck in my head for a week be the straw that finishes breaking what’s left of my sanity? Only the Shadow knows.

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

They cut the Cheeto’s mic before he could name the real culprit of the crashes: people who have the end of the toilet paper in the back as opposed to rolling off the front.

I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast

Twitter Draft Tweet Files 3/18: Things I Blame When Things Go Wrong: - the humidity - the economy - Mercury in Gatorade

Anybody feel like Trump is playing MadLibs with his Executive Orders (and appointees)?

As if Nicole Byer wasn’t already super cool, she wrote a great article on her love of cars in Car and Driver & where the hell small cars went. My first was a ‘97 Civic Hatch & I have a Honda Fit. Love a small car! www.caranddriver.com/features/col...

Nicole Byer Wants to Know: Where Have All the Small Cars Gone?

You might know Nicole Byer as an actor, comedian, and podcast host, but she’s also a dyed-in-the-wool car enthusiast who hopes one day to drive a DeLorean and a Suzuki Jimny.

caranddriver.com

Dear Mr. Scorsese, I know Ray Liotta died but you can cast other people besides DiCaprio in lead roles. Please. Please?

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

A white guy who grew up rich in South Africa during Apartheid threw multiple nazi salutes? How puzzling.

As if things don’t suck enough, 4 Non-Blondes are reuniting so prepare for big stupid hats to appear

Looks like Denis Leary got his hands on Paul McCartney’s hair dye.

Disney is donating $15mil for the LA Fires, but you have to sing “Whistle While You Work” to enjoy it.

Seems like the 70’s are having their revenge, taking Jimmy Carter and Linda Lavin. Would somebody PLEASE keep an eye on Willie Tyler and Lester?

How old will I be before I stop thinking of the singer of the band Great White immediately when I hear the name Jack White? #oncebittentwiceshy

Just mailed my Letter to Santa. First thing on my list “please wash all my dirty laundry”. Second was “a big box of pizza bagels”. Fingers crossed.

Listening to REM’s “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” in the car. When hitting the “and after the “I feel fine” part, I’m pretty sure you are supposed to weep real hard, right?

Make sure you save a little pasta water for when I die so you can mix it into the plot and thicken it up a bit.

hallmark christmas movie: a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way