Brooke Breit
@brookebreit.bsky.social
creative director at jackbox games actor and comedian in chicago flower on magic tavern party mom check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
The truly chic and topical group Halloween costume in Chicago this year is Lincoln Park Billionaire Funded Exquisite Nut Spreaders
We’ve had Great British Baking Show on in the house and today my 13 yo figured out how to make English muffins from scratch. I wish you could smell this picture
smitten kitchen posted a brown butter snickerdoodle recipe so we must make brown butter snickerdoodles
Broke my garlic press today so SORRY FOR CRUSHING SO HARD I GUESS
I didn’t know there were so many nuanced varieties of main character energy, until I watched the most recent Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. We love to see it 
I thought this season of Survivor’s theme was Gangsta’s Paradise but now I’m going with Whale Actually #Survivor
Had to pick the Survivor episode this morning and now I get JUMP SCARED BY IMPROV???
Finally watching tonight’s Survivor and just got jump scared by that damn thumb. THUMB SCARE WARNING
My kid, upon seeing a sign in a public bathroom asking people not to flush sanitary products in the toilet that featured an illustrated tampon, asked “who is bringing dynamite into the bathroom???”
Accidentally scheduled a “Lunch & Lunch” at work instead of a “Lunch & Learn” so I appreciate your patience during this trying time when I’m trying to figure out if I’m a hero or an idiot
It’s the easiest YES whenever asked “should we do another girl’s night”?
Hello from the Magic Tavern@magictavern.bsky.social · 3w agoToday's bonus episode is another girls night with Momo (Erin Keif), Flower (@brookebreit.bsky.social), and Gianessa (Dana Quercioli). Join here to listen: www.patreon.com/magictavern
It’s called Survivor: Open Era because it can f#@k anyone it wants and you gotta be cool about it
I wanted so badly for that one player to also get pants in her buff package #Survivor
It was so much fun to have MinnMax come by the office and it turns out they were recording (jk, I knew) Genuinely, what an absolute pleasure!!
MinnMax@minnmax.com · 4w agoWe played the forbidden, unreleasable game from Jackbox Games: Poop Cake. Don't miss the new MinnMax Spotlight on @jackboxgames.com's development process for Jackbox Party Pack 12 and more! youtu.be/Aj53SRZn4VA
she’s got short legs and big dreams of making the pants she bought online make sense with pure ambition and duct tape
URGENT: WHERE CAN I GET ALAN’S ASYMMETRICAL SUIT SITUATION FROM EP 2 OF THE TRAITORS???
My dentist has decorated for Halloween. I appreciate this jaunty little montage of “two Frankenstein Draculas enjoying a picnic style finger flight”
As a parent, no one prepares you for how much math you are going to have to pretend to know how to do
I know there aren’t any “winners” for school picture day, but also it’s definitely the kid that just walked out in the neon t shirt and Miami vice blazer
It’s really weird that every day this week has somehow been a Wednesday 
If Baba is You, and you are what you eat… my god what have you done
I have strategically placed two cinnamon brooms in this house KISS MY FALL, BABY
I have gone full Michael Hitchcock in Waiting for Guffman over Widows Bay
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When are we watching Over the Garden Wall? IS IT TIME ??!!?!? 🍁🍂🎃
