laura “thirty years old” cavegift
@cavegift.bsky.social
not taking questions. bug like an angel. wrote IS IT THAT DEEP, BRO? and GUARDIAN FRAME: DE-BRIEF! sfw but kinda gross. she/it, pfp by @littletunny.bsky.social 🪞
ghosts and jerk off freaks abound when those October winds come round
Ensconced in a black sand dune on the shores of a distant moon. Finally, hidden here, I can jack off.
i don’t speak to peasants. i was a gold member on facepunch forums in 2014, which despite what some may say WAS when it still mattered
every time i check in on twitter now it is two major groups of antisemitic freakazoids on the left and right fighting over scraps
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
it is pretty wildly bold to do a youtube career with that sword hanging over your head. like it’s not a cardinal sin to Attempt to have a public life obviously. but i think most people will have the natural reaction of not wanting to watch your stuff if they learn something like that about you
okay when we finally start doing restorative justice and rehabilitation we have to make sure we start with the least controversial rapist. we need to find a rapist without sin
no i didn’t notice. i don’t know who you’re talking about
Jack Saint@lackingsaint.bsky.social · 6h agoDid you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice
And that is why she has become a Demon herself.
dreamt of helping a nice group of strangers track down their cat, a white ragamuffin with a borzoi snout named “pokipoki”
on a long enough timescale everything is from a bog
beowulf happens to people every year
a dragon’s level of sentience is inversely correlated with how aroused it is and fluctuates wildly
[walking up to free use sub] can i have 20 bucks
sorry. she exploded because she drove into a lightpole while tweeting about “drscula”
every time i get the urge to look at my phone while driving i think of what it would look like if i died in a car crash because i was busy posting about searching “a beer” on erowid
This weapon was forged to defeat Dracula. But it works on basically everything I’ve pointed it at