what if you read a beautiful story and the writer who wrote it put together the book with her bare hands and she had cool muscles and you could think about that while you were reading it

𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙@enterdeepfo.rest · 2h ago

assembly day

assembly day

“excuse me waiter there’s a problem with my dish” —yes sir what seems to be the issue “my vermicelli noodles seem to be instead dismembered rat tails.” —you misheard me this is vermincelli “oh” —yes “the sauce is excellent” —i will tell the chef

what if you read a beautiful story and the writer who wrote it put together the book with her bare hands and she had cool muscles and you could think about that while you were reading it

𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙@enterdeepfo.rest · 2h ago

assembly day

posting my nudes on the bluesky downdetector comments section

“excuse me waiter there’s a problem with my dish” —yes sir what seems to be the issue “my vermicelli noodles seem to be instead dismembered rat tails.” —you misheard me this is vermincelli “oh” —yes “the sauce is excellent” —i will tell the chef

in fucking sane that this site is loading 1 post per hour right now and the posts it is loading are fucking dog ownership discourse

where’s all da posts

relief pitcher named scott blewett is crazy

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 19h ago

If you're gonna get picked off to end an inning, make them work for it

so excited to have my own print of the t.e.a. scene that @scarciti.bsky.social drew, this is a really bangin quality print too

my body is getting really good you guys

okay it’s promote your shit saturday so another round of hype for my new novellette, Rest which is available here enterdeepfo.rest

DEEP FOREST

DEEP FOREST is a collective whose purpose is to drag humanity through artistic explorations of the extremity of feeling. To pull the animal that lives in your spine free of the domestication of censor...

enterdeepfo.rest

Commission for plum~

it’s just a cool arm is all i’m saying

just woke up from a dream that i was trying to go to the zoo and there were touchscreen kiosks to buy tickets for the zoo but the kiosks had an elaborate and lengthy viznov style segments that gave u lore behind the zoo and you couldn’t get to where you could buy tickets without clicking through

i’m really tired

the James Bond film franchise was founded on the idea that tiddies are pretty cool

🔥 we’re out of toner

it’s just a cool arm is all i’m saying

okay i got to be indulgent i did it time to get to work 💪

okay it’s promote your shit saturday so another round of hype for my new novellette, Rest which is available here enterdeepfo.rest

DEEP FOREST

DEEP FOREST is a collective whose purpose is to drag humanity through artistic explorations of the extremity of feeling. To pull the animal that lives in your spine free of the domestication of censor...

enterdeepfo.rest

I keep thinking a song from Nine Inch Nail's The Fragile is going to start playing on this level

nine inch noize remixed tune in tonight around 7:30 for coachswella or drop in now for a bunch of really cool video art www.twitch.tv/summershowca...

Hacksaw@hacksaw.bsky.social · 2d ago

Stoked to unleash coachswella on people. 50 minutes of the glitchiest. Shouts out to all involved. @robinproblem.art @antonjackson.bsky.social @jennawaves.bsky.social AusLo @magentaskull.bsky.social @royalsapien.com Lost Carrier @glitchwolfe.studio @mollyfied.bsky.social @invaderdez.bsky.social

agreeing to gym and help my girlfriend move on the same day may have been a tactical mistake

gonna tell my kids this was nine inch nails

me 3 years ago: i’m not gonna move to portland and become a lazy stereotype of a gay person me now: i have a sideshave and a polycule and a diy zine collective and it’s the same people

do you think the guys at home depot are gonna be mad if i wanna sneak in a little snack before i get to the register

i haven’t had my printer long enough to reliably personify it yet so either it’s a real workhorse with a praise kink in which case she’s having a great day or she’s a lazy bitch who hates to work in which case she’s so fucking mad at me rn

when you sleep in 40 minutes past breakfast time, this is who you're hurting fyi

your friend who turned into a real bummer of a hang after his nose was severed in a terrible accident, that’s your post-nasal drip