Every team is going to have to lose to get us to a game five. Sorry, but this is how it needs ro be
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost
@chaoskat.bsky.social
I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Writer (in progress). Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes Baseball. Chaos Certified Menace Fucking cornball She/her
I do not care who wins, but I deserve extra innings
I did not know Rowdy Tellez was still on a team. Good for him
I'm not mature enough to watch a pitcher named Bubic
☄️ Don't be shy, dear meteor! At least hit one of those $125 hamburgers!
Person directing the Sydney Sweeney naked sports ad: Now say all the words like you've never heard anyone say them out loud before
Benign Family Drama 🚨 My brother has brought his kids by for dinner and to watch the baseball game. No one told me, the person who makes the dinners, that they were coming.
NLDS Game 2 The Atlantas @ LA Dodgers Who are you rooting for? D-LADS A-ATL ☄️Meteor 🫠Chaos Other? Choose your adventure.
Chourio was the inaugural Darling of the Game. Can he come through with the bases loaded. Let's find out together
Yessss the kracken is released (Gary Sanchez is batting)
I know people have gotten hits off Mason Miller but I don’t know how
I would also vote for the dog as MVP (most valuable pup)
Every year for the last quarter-century or so, I have polled #Bluejays players, coaches and support staff to get their votes for team MVP, pitcher of the year, rookie of the year and unsung hero. This year, one player got votes in all four categories.
The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing
Colossal Burger "24-ounce burger patty with American cheese, shredded lettuce, grilled onions, tomatoes and secret sauce on a 10-inch brioche bun, served with a fries on a 4-pound tray" -Reserve Section 12 Grand Slam Burgers -RF Plaza Cantina photo (4-pound tray!) via Levy & Eddie Sanchez
what if we made the entire series out of chaos
Brewers and Padres 👀
I like this post bc it looks like he is reading that stat and is SHOCKED by it
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