Oh fuck this noise. You did it to yourself. Apologize and then shut up.
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 36m agosophie cunningham just wants to go back to doing sports, guys
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost
@chaoskat.bsky.social
I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Writer (in progress). Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes Baseball. Chaos Fucking cornball She/her
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 36m ago
Kyle Tucker may have just wiped all of his time with the Cubs from his memory, including knowledge of how to play right field at Wrigley
Rays and Rockies played the most entertaining game of the day, just as we all thought
Sorry to all the other teams, but I need the Tigers to be so good that their top baseball front office guys have to do a press conference about it
How would I get by without AI? If I need a factually-dubious opinion expressed in a cliched manner with unearned confidence, I’ll just talk to a straight white cis man. I can get by on small-batch, locally-sourced, artisanal mansplaining, the way we always used to.
Extra Inning Guy: It's The Sox and The Other Sox
Cookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
Thrown out at home is one of my favorite baseball plays. All that work, and you get nothing—just like real life.
but then u would have to make the consummé dipping bowls bigg…ohhh
dissected@trepanation.bsky.social · 18h agodon’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
You: Instant trade deadline grades Me: 24 hours later trade deadline feelings in Olivia Rodrigo song titles We are not the same. bandwagon.ghost.io/mlb-trade-de...
Every team’s MLB trade deadline vibes
As summarized by Olivia Rodrigo
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Never ask me to scout a player unless you want the truth
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · 4d agoSkubal has a fat ass (complimentary)
Explaining to kitty she doesn't like raw bacon and that I know this bc she used to steal it off the prep station and then abandon it on the floor. Normal things for a normal day.
~lenny from of mice and men in chains next to fortunato~ "george says theres cute little kittens here!" ~slowly the wall goes up, brick by brick~ "hes gonna let me pet the kittens, he will 🤗🤗🤗🤗"
the cask of amontillado but im lured by an adorable kitten
No jury in the land would convict and everyone in this writing group was with me at the time of the murder, which wasn't really a murder, sometimes heads just fall off by themselves
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone in my writing group who hasn't said anything for months submitted 100 new pages over the weekend and said he has started “working with a collaborator” and after exactly two comments on his pages he let it slip it's ChatGPT. This is gonna be a bloodbath.
All I do is complain and struggle and complain about struggling. That’s it.
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 24h agoOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?