Kassy

@kassafras09.bsky.social

Seattle 📍 (Un)official hot dog representative of America 🌭

I’ve tried a lot of new wine in the last few months and I just want to say if you give me a wine and I immediately (or later) realize it has notes of HAY or anything vegetal I will throw up. Please stop. Stop with the hay.

NOT trying to be a jerk & this may age poorly but, being from the Midwest, I’m confused by people boarding up their windows for the impending thunderstorm. I’ve had actual tornadoes and I didn’t even bring in my lawn chairs. So fascinating. I will get out some candles in case the power goes out.

In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans. We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!

I went to the grocery store tonight and they were doing a wine tasting. Naturally, I indulged, and eventually I bought some wine. When I went to checkout they were giving out free reusable bags with orcas on them that said “wild and free”. This is all true. Happy Friday.

I’ll just be asking my dog the most unanswerable existential questions all day long like “are you the best boy?” and “how did you get so scruffy?” and “what are these little teefies for?” and then wonder why he needs to sleep 17 hours a day

My power came back on and I sent a video to my mom of me dancing to The Power by Snap! and she replied “you really aren’t going to survive the end of the world, are you?” 🥲