Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy Premier Sex Bomb poster
This was decent, but it lacks the frenetic energy of Fury Road and it suffers from a massive case of "a redundant prequel that doesn't need to exist where there are zero stakes" Probably my least favourite Mad Max but that's still a 7 or 8/10
Slurms MacKenzie@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 3h agoNow watching:
Realised I still don't have an album title, Bluesky over to you, give me your album names!
Slurms MacKenzie@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 6h ago9 out of 10 songs have all the instruments recorded now, album nearly done! 🔥
Not many people know this, but in America, the Edinburgh Fringe is called the Edinburgh Bangs.
9 out of 10 songs have all the instruments recorded now, album nearly done! 🔥
I have this theory that Trent Reznor deliberately makes all Nine Inch Nails merch one size smaller than advertised to keep his fans feeling sad and wanting to listen to more Nine Inch Nails
If I was in hospital for something serious or one of my loved ones was, and I saw this cunt trying to be an edgelord, I'd have made it my business to make my way up to that rooftop and push him off
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 8h agoMan arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
Okay, so speaking as a professional archaeologist whose job it is to make decisions on this stuff, the moon should be given protections equivalent to, if not exceeding World Heritage status. What Musk is doing is an act of cultural and environmental vandalism and he should fucking swing for it.
Dylan MacKay@dylanmackayphd.bsky.social · 11h agoThere should be a trillion dollar fine for hitting the moon with junk
Congrats to everyone who got a shoutout in the Telegraph today, although I don't know where they got the idea that Bluesky is a place where people are kind to each other. This is site is not kind. This is a PvP server where you get randomly matched with an American who has misunderstood your joke.
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 15h agoI was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
Oh for FUCK sake, this means the next time I fight Wart it's going to cost me loads 😠
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 13h agowell sounds like it'll be an easier fight than normal, those huge aubergines are brutal
Just a reminder that: - this isn't for workplaces and if your work is trying to implement it scare them over discrimination claims - the onus is on the service provider, not the service user to comply - the code *itself* says enforcement of toilet facilities is unworkable and low priority
Slurms MacKenzie@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 16h agoEHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.
It's time to bring WordPerfect back 💪
Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · yesterdayThe most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
Weird how the dogshit austerity fiscal rules are a red line but things like environmental protection and stopping domestic violence aren't
Lucy Fisher@lucyfisher.ft.com · yesterdayEXC: UK govt is “stripping back” onerous public procurement rules in pro-growth shake up of system, Louise Haigh tells FT Overhaul will make job creation/skills development the only ‘social value’ requirement for biz competing for Whitehall contracts worth £90bn annually www.ft.com/content/9878...
Toddler just farted herself awake and started giggling, truly the heart of a poster
EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.
Fucking furious that I'm going to wake up in the morning and still be in England
This was Ian Dunt, blocking someone for leaking the name of Ian's next book
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · yesterdayI am smarter than you by a wide margin.
Back on my bullshit (loading up my FIFA career mode that I occasionally dip into where I am winning a league in every continent in the game)
Disgusted by the lack of proper theory in your book lists, thought you lot were meant to be proper leftists 😠
Gang why the hell do I have a file on my computer called "British people are evil.mp3"?
Oh my god there's the thinnest, tiniest bit of moisture in the air outside, this is what counts as rain right now and I am genuinely so relieved we have *something*
British law is truly fascinating*, you can say "Jewish people don't face discrimination and actually they secretly run the world" and your employer can't sack you but protest against a genocide Britain is facilitating and you're an antisemitic terrorist *utter dogshit
cut scenes too. why the fuck won't you let me immediately pause an important cut scene because there's someone at the door? you are bad and should feel bad.
Steve Bowler@gameism.bsky.social · 2d agoHey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME
