Making bigger tree trunks #Himbo #LegsAndGlutesDay #ThongThursday
HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
Big. Dumb. Slut. He/himbo/hole in Atlanta 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿 Sober is sexy. Moving to NYC in 2027 Owner of @himbostuff.com throne.com/himbobrite
On today’s episode of Butt Stuff with a Himbo… #ButtStuff
These were cooler (and less toxic) in the 90s. Back then we called them Tamagotchi
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2d ago“People with knowledge of the device, who declined to be named discussing the product, describe it as a ‘holdable’ rather than a wearable. That means it’s a small, dedicated device that people can pick up and talk to throughout the day.” 🙄
So wait, two problematic popular R&B artists have decided to tour North America together? 😬
It’s spoopy season y’all! My Halloween decorating is done
I replaced the cheap plastic cracked diverter in my shower. Let me just say, I can now pressure wash decks and sidewalks, if anyone needs that. Never realized the last diverter had a flow reducer in it. Needless to say, a flow regulator has already been ordered before I unleash that on my ⭕️ 😬😵
#TushyTuesday Today's color palette is inspired by one of my favorite Transformers as a kid (and adult), Soundwave. I mean, he's a cat person...he can't be all that bad. Think I might go see a 40th anniversary screening of Transformers: The Movie tonight. #LegsAndGlutesDay #MoreThanMeetsTheEye
I hear Hank is an absolute Beast in bed.
Jim@jimsweesketches.bsky.social · 5d agoRemember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out…
Remember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out…
Time on my hands after my workout in another city not able to do anything about it. 😩 Guess I’ll just take slutty photos in my hotel room. #FeelingFeral #BigDumbSlut #HimboHole #MuscleBottom #LockedFaggot #Plugged #MuscleKunt
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Maybe I should do a meathead version of the Joker for Halloween. Perhaps the Jocker! The clown prince of push day, the arch nemesis of Broman. 🤔 #TheDarkKnightLifts
HimboBrite@himbobrite.bsky.social · last wk.Happy Friday himbos, nerds, and sluts. Have a great day
hey, I wear the cage cause I want to. I don’t need you to “break me out” or “get rid of it for me.” I like being locked up and wanna stay that way. If you’re gonna flirt with me then push me to stay locked. I don’t like to use my dick 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
As we say in recovery, “it’s not an addiction until you’ve sucked dick for it.” But seriously, both this and the original video it’s highlighting are very much examples of addiction.
Cristian Ramirez@cristianramirez.bsky.social · last wk.Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
“There’s [no way] a person can be addicted to media! Trust me.” — person who works in media
Guardian US@us.theguardian.com · last wk.Can social media be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
My Pretty shirts arrived!!
HimboBrite@himbobrite.bsky.social · 2w agoAtlanta Pride is a month away! So this #TShirtTuesday ‘s featured shirt is PrettyQUEER. Get 20% off these designs until midnight Monday. Discount applied automatically. There is a spectrum of colors to choose from. #HimboStuff #PrettyQueer himbostuff.com/search?q=pre...
The special kind of hell that is sitting on hold waiting for a (hopefully live) customer service agent, while a recorded message plays repeatedly, telling me to use their online portal for quicker resolution. Like I hadn’t already tried that utterly useless avenue.
Diane 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔞@madameoconnell.bsky.social · last wk."Why don't you just use the online service instead of going in-person?" -ERROR -ERROR -WE COULD NOT PROCESS YOUR APPLICATION AT THIS TIME -WE'RE SORRY, BUT ERROR 69 HAS OCCURRED -WE CAN'T PROCESS YOU, PLEASE COME TO THE STORE
Himboism is growing and I think an amazing thing in the world today. It allows an escape for life’s pressures
Atlanta Pride is a month away! So this #TShirtTuesday ‘s featured shirt is PrettyQUEER. Get 20% off these designs until midnight Monday. Discount applied automatically. There is a spectrum of colors to choose from. #HimboStuff #PrettyQueer himbostuff.com/search?q=pre...
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Star Trek Next Generation
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HimboBrite@himbobrite.bsky.social · 2w agoRepost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
Question for the people who use shower liners barely thicker than kitchen plastic wrap: Who hurt you?
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Barb, Annie Mumolo, Jamie Dornan Waving
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HimboBrite@himbobrite.bsky.social · 2w agoRepost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover
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The Dark Crystal Intro Title Sequence
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HimboBrite@himbobrite.bsky.social · 2w agoRepost with the movie you are making all your bluetuals watch at the bsky sleepover