Nick Hanchet

@noodlesource.fyi

Occasional Writer // Constant Fanatic of All Things Shiny // Permanent Defender of Final Fantasy XIII✨

Off to play Padel for the first time. There’s a very real chance I come back completely insufferable and make this my sole personality trait. Apologies in advance, maybe?

I did consider grabbing Star Wars Zero Company, but decided I should probably actually finish Marvel’s Midnight Suns first - Marvel is more my thing, and it’s the same genre, so it's close enough. The problem is I LOVE half of Midnight Suns and absolutely HATE the other half. So... this’ll be fun?

Screenshot of a battle from Marvel’s Midnight Suns, with several Marvel heroes facing enemies in a city street.

Whaaaaat, I’m not jealous that people have been able to see Guild Wars 3 behind closed doors. Not jealous enough to consider streaming Guild Wars 2 FROM SCRATCH, documenting the entire journey, and doing absolutely nothing else until GW3 comes out. That would be completely unreasonable. 👀

Definitely an adjustment returning to work after two weeks off, during which you got married(!), surrounded by love, laughter and actual human emotion… only to return to an industry where personality is discouraged, and colleagues are soulless robots fuelled by the tears of those who bemoan Teams...

Kids in bed, last of the pre-wedding jobs being finished, and then… I guess I’m supposed to try and relax? Feels very weird doing all this without my soon-to-be wife at home with me. Not long now!

Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.

As we hit 100 days until GTA VI, I’d just like to stir the pot by reminding everyone that Red Dead Redemption 2 is Rockstar’s masterpiece. Red Dead Redemption comes second. GTA V or the GTA IV: Ballad of Gay Tony DLC can fight for bronze.

Finally got round to watching Obsession… and I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever been that stressed watching anything in my life. I’m not sure if my heart rate will ever recover.

Hot take: Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is so, so much better than the first game. I gave the original about 10 hours, but I just couldn’t get on with how clunky and awkward it all felt. XC2 has hooked me almost immediately. Night and day.

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I scheduled a post on @buffer.com well over a year ago, and somehow there's only 36 days until it goes live. I still can't get my head around how quickly the wedding has come around - especially considering the countdown started at 800-something days 💍

Loving Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced so far, But I need to have a Word with whoever decided the subtitles should Randomly Capitalise Things. It’s irrational how much this is bothering me, and I can’t stop noticing it.