Tsar Khan

@thetsarkhan.bsky.social

KING IN THE STREETS, JAGUAR IN THE SHEETS pfp by @Lithmariel Twitch - twitch.tv/thetsarkhan Youtube - www.youtube.com/@thetsarkhan #Khantext

bruh how is historical revisionism happenin' for shit that was only 20 years ago first people are sayin' 9/11 caused people to come together, now people say "millennial optimism" permeated the 2010s dont let frutiger aero and obamas hope slogan fool ya the Great Recession was still on

ive been feelin' myself pulled towards older ways of doin' thangs cuz of tech run rampant takin' care of stuff via phone calls, insistin' on goin' in to avoid ai drive thru voices, reschedulin' package deliveries through the slip they leave in the mailbox, writin' notes on paper its nice

in thr span of maybe 20 minutes i was able to download an emulator, download a bios file, download an iso of one of my favorite games, and play it with no issue thats what the internet should be

alotta people, especially edgier folk, like to say that gettin' old means time moves faster and nothin' is as novel and im here to tell ya, unsurprisingly its the industrial revolution think about it, kids are in school and learn new stuff everyday, hell theyre new to life and learn stuff everyday

>goes to twitch homepage >sees attractive lady with cleavage all out >curiosity piqued, unmute her stream >first thing i hear is a laugh and she says "anything can be goon bait if you try hard enough" me:

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its dat time of da year yall the time where i ask YOU to submit your favorite weird, odd, scary, creepy, or otherwise unsettling videos to be viewed in the SCARY VIDEO EXTRAVAGANZA we'll view errythang live and play bingo with a custom card designed by me, winner gets a free art i await ya videos

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man sometimes i be listenin' back to vods and i sound fuckin' confrontational as hell sometimes when im addressin' people im sorry if i sound hostile it doesnt sound like that when it comes out more evidence in the "khan is potentially undiagnosed" pile smh my head

Whenever someone says 'agents make me more productive' I quickly realize that I'm talking to someone who aspires to be middle management, in charge of a bunch of Digital Jenny McCarthys, and I feel like their soul must have left their body years ago and left behind an empty, joyless void.

Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social · 6d ago

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base