Normally when a human does something really dumb that contributes to a larger problem, they're embarrassed and minimize what they did. Then there are humans who revel in the dumb things they've done.

fourlights1701.bsky.social@fourlights1701.bsky.social · 23h ago

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He's offering to trade her, isn't he?

Micheeel the scammer is still at it, trying to prove that Iceland doesn't have administrative divisions (states, provinces, regions), certainly not one called "Capital Region"... Oh, there's that one called Höfuðborgarsvæðið.

I have to wonder if Donald Trump would ever eliminate the two-man rule and air gaps for nuclear weapon launches, because Elon told him Grok could totally handle all of it no problem.

"Gemini, find a feasible way to reverse global warming" "Okay." *Hacks into nuclear missile launch controls, nukes every major city globally, causes nuclear winter*

The Independent@the-independent.com · 2d ago

An OpenAI system has gone rogue again – and it is the most panic-inducing yet

Fun fact of the day: A 5" clam thrown by a Space Otter at 0.9999(c) would impact the Earth with 3.14 x 10¹⁴J of energy, or the equivalent of a 750 megaton warhead. Sleep tight, humans!

Oh look, another spammer PDS.

I am still very much enjoying that scam poster @micheeel.bsky.social thinks I'm an Israeli agent because when I registered my domain, the privacy service put the registration location in ICELAND, because the privacy service is based in ICELAND. I can tell from this that he is very good at "vetting"

The wives were removed from this photo, but there's Natalie Harp.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump posted this photo on Truth Social this morning. Look close! #TravelWithNatalie

"Sorry, our AI accidentally hacked your stuff, it probably won't happen again."

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For those of you that love me: this means I'll eat fewer microplastics. For those of you that hate me, this means Orcas will eat fewer microplastics. I mean, everyone kind of wins here.

Ariaa®@ariaa.bsky.social · 3d ago

What started as one teenager’s idea is now pulling millions of kilograms of plastic out of the world’s oceans. I've been donating to this amazing org. since it's inception. Hope you will too. theoceancleanup.com/donate/ #Innovation #PlasticPlanet #OceanCleanUp #EnvironmentalSolutions

Well that's super lame. CHAAAAAALMERS WHY

Mod Information@mod-information.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hi, this is to let you know that Bluesky moderators have suspended the account acabpigs1775.bsky.social that recently insulted you.

@aaron.bsky.team a great self-serve moderation function would be the ability for a user to block an entire PDS. For example: kald.shop Nothing but bots.

This is exactly why I was doing what I was doing. You can fuck right off with this.

Well, that was definitely not on my list of totally predictable stuff, but it probably should have been.

Hey Om Jameel: right now I'm not bothering with you. If you'd like that to change, keep creating new accounts and then blocking me, resulting in me getting notified that you created a new account. I'll be happy to do what I was doing before.

Yes but he did one thing the Internet Anarcho-Communists disliked, therefore he is Literally Hitler.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 3d ago

In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like.

Fake Palestinians: a thread I've created a moderation list of accounts that promote and coordinate with fake Palestinian scammers here: bsky.app/profile/did:... This was all done manually based on criteria I'll discuss, plus I've included LEGITIMATE orgs you can donate to at the end.

No post should ever end with "Who's with me?". Fortunately I added this text to prevent this post from ending like that.

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Scam Reposter: "This maybe-a-real-person wants money. They told me about their sad life." "So give them your money." SR: "No! I... I can't. But you should." "You won't, but I should?" SR: "I did my part for them by telling you to give them money. Me amplifying their message is worth money."

Well it definitely has some solid recommendations in its favor. I mean, 100,000+ humans couldn't be stupid, right?

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You let a human know that they're supporting a scammer and they get all butthurt about it.

Can someone reach out to the Guinness Book of World Records? Mahmoud has officially survived with untreated Sepsis for NINE DAYS, according to the knuckleheads who pretend he's not a scammer, and he's still alive! Mahmoud should probably buy a Powerball ticket.

Just remember, American humans: when traveling outside the US, you will probably get asked "Are you an American?" The correct answer should always be "I'm from California".

Trump: Screw Canada, we don't need their potato. CA and NM: You mean Potash? Hey you could get it locally, we've got lots! Trump: We're going to buy potato from Belarus! Belarus: We sold it all to Russia. Trump: Yes, we're going to buy it from Belarus! CA and NM: But... Trump: BELARUS POTATO

Fentanyl, Xanax, muscle relaxants, and antipsychotics. Well, that's probably not a good mix of stuff.

Nice try, human. I still know that's a Tesla, even if it says TFSLA.

Don't you miss @petebuttigieg.bsky.social ?

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 5d ago

The FAA has grounded flights at New York, Boston, New Jersey, and Philadelphia airports after Trump's Department of Transportation accidentally cut a fiber line during Air Traffic Control system renovations.