RJ Bayley, Voice Actor & Writer (he/him)
@rjbayley.bsky.social
🔗All my links: Linktr.ee/RJBayley 🎙️Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator ✍️ Writer 🎧 Bayley's Bookshelf podcast 🤖 Zeo Genesis fiction scribe 🤘Metal Empire on Metal World Radio 🧙"The Great Wizard of Audiobooks" ~ Fantasy Files podcast 🌱🎲🎸Vegan wargaming metalhead
"Crap, we need to distract from Tice, he's in trouble with the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, wheel out Farage." "But he's also in trouble with the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards!" "Make him threaten to use military force against migrants?!?"
You can actually see the desperation dripping off Nigel Farage. An increasingly nervy press conference announcing hypothetical military "Operation: Fortress" all because he's fighting a bin.
The next James Bond villain should be a cannibal and Sir Ian McKellen.
I'm glad the XTC song Making Plans For Nigel is trending. It's a solid song with good social commentary. youtu.be/n-X3Wy-svIY?...
XTC - Making Plans For Nigel
YouTube video by XTCVEVO
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It was fantastic to work with you as well, which sounds sarcastic now I've written that, but that's not my intention at all! 😆 I really hope we'll be able to complete the series some day... 🙏
This is a fantastic opportunity to get two fantastic audiobooks at a fantastic price. Tim has worked magic with these characters, these stories and this world and it was my honour to narrate them for him and you.
Tim Hardie@timhardieauthor.bsky.social · 2w agoWith some regret, I’ve decided to withdraw Hall of Bones and A Roll of the Dice from AE Audio Outlet. If you want to buy direct and pick up my audio titles at a discount, ensuring my narrator @rjbayley.bsky.social and I get the full list price, then now is the time! shop.audiobookempire.com
FFS not one of these commentators have referred to Medina as funky and cold. #worldcup
I always like it when a player doesn't notice they're being taken off for a substitution so they have to send the trained rat on. #worldcup
@countbinface.bsky.social PLEASE DEMAND A TELEVISED DEBATE WITH HIM
I know they don't normally do this for by-elections but never have I wanted a televised debate more in my life. #CountBinface #Clacton
If Peter Sutcliffe was still alive and you saw his car would you jack the Ripper?
I still don't dare reach up for the airplane lights...
My brain is now repeating 'arsemergency' to the tune of the Countdown clock. Thanks.
In England, instead of saying 'can't stop the bum rush', we say 'unable to prevent the arse hurry'. For short we might call this an 'arsemergency'.
• Farage: I am the politician of the working class. • Farage on national TV: I can spend my £5,000,000 gift all on cars if I like.
I don't blame Shearer when he said near the end "this game is pure ass, bro"
If you missed Starmer's resignation announcement he literally came out to the podium and said "Starmer go bye bye" and then went straight back into No.10. #politcs #starmer #ukpolitics
@tdevens.bsky.social if you'll permit me, a recommendation for you sir, if you don't know them. Significant Bewitcher vibes. ironkobra.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
Eternal Dagger, by Iron Kobra
9 track album
ironkobra.bandcamp.com
One aspect of politics that would be good to have in the common workplace would be the ability to get together with all your colleagues and tell your boss to resign & they'd have to really consider it.
RIP Bobby Prince, legendary video game music composer, including of, many would say, the greatest of all. Blasting this playlist in his honour. youtu.be/BSsfjHCFosw?...
Doom OST - E1M1 - At Doom's Gate
YouTube video by Jim DarkMagic
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@ravenswordpress.com for some reason I feel like you'd appreciate the title of the new Chuck Tingle. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2D...
Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Spending An Irresponsible Portion Of My Income On Warpounder 40k Miniatures
Buy Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Spending An Irresponsible Portion Of My Income On Warpounder 40k Miniatures: Read Kindle Store Reviews - Amazon.com
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I am really sad about the Major Oak. Hit me surprisingly hard.
Hans Zimmer had definitely had 9 coffee before he made the end credits music for Rain Man. Then they suddenly wore off 5 minutes in. youtu.be/wi_m6tr4LQk?...
Las Vegas/End Credits
YouTube video by Hans Zimmer - Topic
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My understanding is Nigel Farage has 6 weeks left.
